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↑ enneamom ↓

Sun, Sep 19 2010, 9:42 pm

Boy choy salad

Really, must we take gender segregation so far that we need separate salads for boys & girls?

↑ Atali ↓

Sun, Sep 19 2010, 10:07 pm

"Anxious 7-year-old boy...need advice"

Sweet yingele, I am sorry that you are anxious but does your mommy know that you are using her account?

↑ enneamom ↓

Sun, Sep 19 2010, 10:10 pm

Atali wrote:

"Anxious 7-year-old boy...need advice"

Sweet yingele, I am sorry that you are anxious but does your mommy know that you are using her account?

Chop Chop Salad- yum!
I read this as Choc Chip Salad, and wondered who on earth would think that's yum.

↑ lost ↓

Mon, Sep 20 2010, 12:54 am

"Lost" Bar Mitzvah invitation? WWYD?

Finally I'm getting the kavod I deserve Idea

I'll take the same invitation as you're sending to everyone else, thank you. No need to make a special "Lost" invitation for me.

↑ leomom ↓

Mon, Sep 20 2010, 1:31 am

Best ways to induce labor at home

It can be so hard to motivate children!! Consider paying them a small amount to do their chores. Also, kids may find it daunting to be told they have to do "labor," so try calling it "doing their jobs," "helping out," or "pitching in" instead.

↑ mimivan ↓

Mon, Sep 20 2010, 10:35 am

what's the earliest you'd start solids

around 9 or 10 a.m...I need my 3 cups of coffee before eating breakfast.

↑ mrsERK ↓

Mon, Sep 20 2010, 10:41 am

lost wrote:

"Lost" Bar Mitzvah invitation? WWYD?

Finally I'm getting the kavod I deserve Idea

I'll take the same invitation as you're sending to everyone else, thank you. No need to make a special "Lost" invitation for me.

And here I was thinking "Lost" (as in the TV show...) themed Bar Mitzvah? COOL! (If one were going to do it it should be held on 4-8-15 at 16:23:42 just saying...)

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Sep 20 2010, 10:51 am

yy wrote:

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Sep 20 2010, 10:52 am

mrsERK wrote:

lost wrote:

"Lost" Bar Mitzvah invitation? WWYD?

Finally I'm getting the kavod I deserve Idea

I'll take the same invitation as you're sending to everyone else, thank you. No need to make a special "Lost" invitation for me.

And here I was thinking "Lost" (as in the TV show...) themed Bar Mitzvah? COOL! (If one were going to do it it should be held on 4-8-15 at 16:23:42 just saying...)

Well, they did spend a lot of time in the temple in the last season. But if that whack-job Dogen is the rabbi, run for your life.

↑ lost ↓

Mon, Sep 20 2010, 3:11 pm

How do you respond: male age 60 seeking woman 35 or less?

After your Rolling Laughter

subsides I think Banging head

is in order.

↑ realeez ↓

Mon, Sep 20 2010, 9:08 pm

"How much do you drink?"

Just a glass of wine with dinner, Doctor! Cheers

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Sep 20 2010, 10:44 pm

smoking upstairs neighbors

Lucky you! My neighbors are nice, but I wouldn't say they're smokin'.

↑ shanie5 ↓

Mon, Sep 20 2010, 11:02 pm

louche wrote:

smoking upstairs neighbors

Lucky you! My neighbors are nice, but I wouldn't say they're smokin'.

And I was thinking-quick, throw water over them before they go up in flames!

↑ auntie_em ↓

Mon, Sep 20 2010, 11:55 pm

Natural ways to lower blood pressure

Stay out of the current imamother Hot Topic of who is MO, who is chareidi, who is chassidish, who is extreme, who is offensive, who is offended, who is over-senstive, who is right, who is more right, why can't everyone be like me, why I don't ever want to be like you, why my opinion is better, why your opinion proves you're stupid, misguided, too closed off, too influeneced by Western values, goys, or just plain Wrong!! And why does Ruchel insist on bringing up the Sephardim?? (see footnote)
and for those arriving late to the party...can Satmar ladies actually read and write, do they even know English, I can prove they can/can't because I met one once who said/did such-n-such..,why that chick's book is right!, why the book is wrong!..

*phew* Did I miss anything vital?
(Is "Do poor people exist, and do they actually need food" still raging on? If so, toss it in the list above..lol)

Clearly, this is meant with a big huge dose of humour, it's not my intent to criticise any indivuduals.
Footnote-
I think I know why actually. It has to do with MaBelleVie and the 12yo/kissing uproar

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 3:04 am

"Missed shkia by four minutes!"

Read this as "Missed shiksa by four minutes!" and was picturing this frum woman chasing a non-Jewish woman down the street and timing her.

I think I need more sleep...

↑ sequoia ↓

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 3:06 am

DrMom wrote:

Rooofl!!!

I'm choking with laughter!

↑ pina colada ↓

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 3:19 am

"what am I supposed to do with nits"

Scratching Head

-grow a 'nits farm'
-sprinkle over your salad
-keep them as a pet

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 8:12 am

Need a list of girls names for dh

You meant for ds, right? Tell me you're not helping dh look for your replacement?

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 8:27 am

Need a good spelt challah recipe

Hon, I realize that English is not your first language, but it's "need a correctly-spelled challah recipe". Although personally I'd be more concerned with the accuracy of the measurements than with the accuracy of the spelling.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 9:18 am

louche wrote:

Need a list of girls names for dh

You meant for ds, right? Tell me you're not helping dh look for your replacement?

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