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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 05 2010, 10:45 pm
palette cleanser

turpentine is pretty standard for both palette and brushes.
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 06 2010, 5:47 pm
would you freeze?

No way. I'd put on a jacket.
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  leomom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 06 2010, 9:57 pm
louche wrote:
palette cleanser

turpentine is pretty standard for both palette and brushes.


Now turpentine on a palate... ouch.

And turpentine on a pallet... probably OK, since it's usually just plain wood.

Thank you for calling the Homonym Hotline.
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  mimivan  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 07 2010, 8:03 am
(warning: reference to High School English Lit)

Mopy and Depressed

I read this as Moby and depressed. I'd be pretty depressed too if some dude named Ahab was obsessed with the idea of impaling me with a harpoon.
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 07 2010, 8:07 am
yy wrote:


And turpentine on a pallet...


Dinerspeak for maple syrup on toast, perhaps?
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 07 2010, 8:44 am
bracha for bat mitzvah boy?

May it be His will that you overcome your gender confusion speedily and in our day, amen.
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  enneamom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 07 2010, 9:17 am
louche wrote:
bracha for bat mitzvah boy?

May it be His will that you overcome your gender confusion speedily and in our day, amen.

Rolling Laughter
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 07 2010, 11:17 am
"What to make with blueberry pie filling"

Eureka! I've got an idea: Blueberry pie!
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 07 2010, 11:18 am
enneamom wrote:
louche wrote:
bracha for bat mitzvah boy?

May it be His will that you overcome your gender confusion speedily and in our day, amen.

Rolling Laughter

Awesome.
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  chavs




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Sep 08 2010, 5:32 am
mimivan wrote:
(warning: reference to High School English Lit)

Mopy and Depressed

I read this as Moby and depressed. I'd be pretty depressed too if some dude named Ahab was obsessed with the idea of impaling me with a harpoon.


lol, that made me laugh
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  leomom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Sep 11 2010, 9:15 pm
louche wrote:
yy wrote:


And turpentine on a pallet...


Dinerspeak for maple syrup on toast, perhaps?


And BURN IT!!!
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  hila  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 12 2010, 3:25 am
"Getting pregnant post c-section?"

well... even though the baby came out a different place, you still get pregnant the same way as everyone else
Smile
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 12 2010, 8:18 am
"What's with these woman?"

Maybe split personality?
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 12 2010, 12:16 pm
How can I find a shidduch in Houston?

Houston, we have a problem...
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  enneamom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 12 2010, 2:49 pm
PinkFridge wrote:
"What's with these woman?"

Maybe split personality?


That was my reaction, too LOL
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  enneamom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 12 2010, 3:34 pm
Looking for Small Change

Well, I'M looking for BIG buck$.
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 12 2010, 4:05 pm
what to do with a big bunch of chicken necks?

Shidduch them off as soon as possible--but that is NOT a nice way to refer to yeshiva bocherim!
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 12 2010, 4:51 pm
My challah was horrible! Please help me fix it for next week

Sorry, sweetie, but once your challah's been ruined, you can't fix it. You have to start from scratch with the next batch.
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 12 2010, 6:05 pm
Do you ever take anything to help you fall asleep?

No, nor have I ever been convicted of a felony, had my driver's license revoked, left the scene of an accident, or been a member of the Communist Party. I did once remove the tag from a mattress, but, truly, Your Honor, it was very old and I assumed the statute of limitations had long since lapsed.
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 12 2010, 9:07 pm
Black skirts for dds

Is this a requirement in the dental profession? My male dentist won't be pleased...
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