What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ chanatron1000 ↓

Tue, Oct 05 2021, 7:15 pm

"Dh doesn't make conversion. Can we have Shabbos guests?"

Yes, he just can't convert them.

↑ Cookiegirl ↓

Thu, Oct 07 2021, 6:42 pm

Side dishes for husbands??

So many places to go with this...and so little time...and some are so not appropriate for this site, but I could not resist posting it on this thread...

Y'all can think about it...

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Oct 07 2021, 7:06 pm

Cookiegirl wrote:

Ahahahahaha!

↑ essie14 ↓

Thu, Oct 07 2021, 11:31 pm

Cookiegirl wrote:

🤣🤣🤣🤣

↑ imasinger ↓

Fri, Oct 08 2021, 8:04 am

Mayonnaise bitter. Trouble shooting.

1. There may be other reasons for your accuracy issues than the mayo. Have you tried cleaning and oiling your gun?

2. Embittered mayonnaise may be too gloppy to shoot straight. Happens to many of us.

3. Please don't shoot. Even over such a terrible thing as bitter mayonnaise.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Oct 08 2021, 9:48 am

ISO shallow vanity table

As opposed to an emotionally deep vanity table? Vanity tables should be shallow IMO.

↑ s1 ↓

Fri, Oct 08 2021, 10:53 am

ISO shallow vanity table

Isn’t all vanity shallow? שקר החן והבל היופי etc … 😉

↑ dankbar ↓

Fri, Oct 08 2021, 11:24 am

happy chick wrote:

buying a house on medicaid?

I didnt know medicaid paid for houses, maybe I should apply

Ye...like when there were food stamps in bills people paid for them for everything

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Oct 10 2021, 8:17 am

Do you know anyone named [A-Z]?
Pretty much everyone I know.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Oct 10 2021, 8:18 am

How do zeebra kids shoes run this season?

If there are any croocodile, hyyena, or liion kids shoes around, pretty fast, I'd assume.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Oct 10 2021, 8:32 am

Mazza master list

Which starts with: do you make your own mazza.
Before you reply that no one has an oven with the capacity to do the job etc. please read this:
Meze, mezze, or mazza (/ˈmɛzeɪ/) is a selection of small dishes served as appetizers in much of West Asia, the Balkans and North Africa.
You're welcome!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Oct 10 2021, 3:33 pm

Low maintenance pets

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_Rock

How long do pet rocks live?
How long do pet rocks live? Your pet rock will outlive you; she will outlive everything breathing on God's green Earth; she is eternal, everlasting, non-dying, all-surviving. Either that or about five years.Apr 1, 2015

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Mon, Oct 11 2021, 11:02 am

Please make me smile and ... go

eli7

Mon, Oct 11 2021, 1:16 pm

Learning about Judaism: History, Beliefs, Customs
Can someone explain THE RAVEN to me

Really thought this was going to be a Poe-themed satire of the mitzva tanz thread.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Oct 11 2021, 3:28 pm

Can someone explain THE RAVEN to me?

The raven is a symbol of Death. Quoth the raven Nevermore—With death, everything ends. Poe was probably bipolar and in a depressive part of the cycle when he wrote this poem.

Didn’t you cover this in high school?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Oct 12 2021, 8:56 am

I need a hobby.

Imamother's not enough?

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Tue, Oct 12 2021, 12:30 pm

Help! How do you cover your table? I'm out of ideas

junk mail, ketchup smears, spilled chocolate pudding, dirty plates, bags of groceries that nobody has time to put away- if you lend me your table, I'll cover it too.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Oct 13 2021, 9:49 am

How do men call their female workmates?
Same way the call anyone else, either by phone or by videoconference platforms like Zoom or MS Teams. In some settings like construction or security they may also use walkie-talkie.

↑ BatyaEsther ↓

Wed, Oct 13 2021, 2:57 pm

Cannot lose baby weight. Is it birth control?

No honey, just because you feel like you still look pregnant doesn’t mean that you can’t get pregnant again.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Oct 13 2021, 6:11 pm

Determine three-year-old
That's easy: check the birth certificate and do the math.