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 Wed, Feb 26 2020, 12:04 am
So.. Hillary Clinton, answering questions in a school in Texas, called on little Jodi, who asked,
"Mrs. Clinton? What really went on in Ben Gazi? And, what really happened to Epstein? And why did you use your private email account for matters of the state?"
Mrs. Clinton put on a thoughtful expression, when suddenly, the recess bell chimed.
When they returned from recess, Hillary was once again questioned but this time, by Jaden.
" Mrs Clinton, " he said politely,
" What really happened in Ben Gazi? Also, what really happened to Epstein? And why did you use your private email account for matters of the state? Also, why did the recess bell ring twenty minutes too early? And my last question... Where's Jodi?"
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Wed, Feb 26 2020, 8:36 am
And one more before I head out..
"I really don't know why society gives lazy people such a hard time! They never did anything."
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Wed, Feb 26 2020, 8:48 am
And..
If you're happy, and you know it, it's your meds..
(someone just called me 'normal'. I have never been so insulted in my life!)
Happy Chodesh ADAR! May everyone in Klal Yisrael have their tefillos answered and be happy this year!
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Wed, Feb 26 2020, 2:39 pm
A man walks into a bar and orders 12 beers. Then starts guzzling them down. The bartender says "hey, what's your rush? Take it easy, no need to guzzle them".
The guy answers "well, if you had what I have, you would guzzle them too".
The bartender asks (sympathetically) "what do you have?"
He responds "12 cents"!
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Wed, Feb 26 2020, 4:05 pm
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Wed, Feb 26 2020, 4:16 pm
| Jewishfoodie wrote: | And one more before I head out..
"I really don't know why society gives lazy people such a hard time! They never did anything." |
I think I'll hang this on my fridge.
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