Daffynitions | Imamother

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Nov 25 2018, 8:10 am

Lev Tahoe

Fannette Island

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Dec 03 2018, 2:32 am

Atilla early

an hour fit for nothing but being overrun by nomadic invaders

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Dec 05 2018, 4:11 am

Sonatas are known to be good cats

↑ imasoftov ↓

Thu, Dec 13 2018, 1:26 am

shalom bias

freedom to be prejudiced

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Dec 13 2018, 12:11 pm

Wow imasoftov, you are something else! Thanks for the chuckles.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Jan 09 2019, 6:30 am

show tubing

Something like one of those amusement park rides where you sit in cars on the surface of water and are pulled from one scene to the next, only you're floating in inner tubes and the animatronic figures are putting on a play instead of singing "It's a Small World After All".

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Jan 14 2019, 3:00 am

snacks of ungratefulness

horseradish-flavored vodka (I had some last week, just don't)

the Whizzo Quality Assortment^*

and finally, the Israeli snack of trickle-down violence, I was horrified by this when it was new and now it's "nostalgia"

*Note to self, order some of these for Purim.

↑ pause

Mon, Jan 21 2019, 11:26 pm

baited breath
She swallowed the hook, line, and sinker!

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jan 22 2019, 8:54 am

pause wrote:

baited breath
She swallowed the hook, line, and sinker!

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jan 23 2019, 8:33 pm

Declutering: getting rid of the evidence.

Marigold

Wed, Jan 23 2019, 11:14 pm

Highend luxurios

Knockoffs on AliExpress

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sat, Mar 30 2019, 2:58 pm

frum Keith

Well there's the hat, and you can hardly see his earring. And don't forget the time he threw a TV out a window ...

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Apr 22 2019, 9:12 am

chil hamoed

The temperature in Jerusalem is 46F right now although it's supposed to be warmer tomorrow.

I also wondered, how many times before has this been posted and I found another nine. OTOH a search for chill hamoed with two l's only found posts about either chilling out or being chilly and spelled chol hamoed correctly ...

yerushamama

Wed, Jun 12 2019, 9:18 am

imasoftov wrote:

shumenet

garlic flavored cream cheese

what a great name for my family's favorite flavor! Laugh

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Jun 25 2019, 6:27 am

imasoftov wrote:

Miamonides - a housing development in Florida for retired doctors.

And again

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Aug 28 2019, 10:27 am

specular education Steps taken to give the impression that education is taking place when it is not, from the Latin speculum, mirror, and the expression "smoke and mirrors"

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Sep 11 2019, 4:57 pm

Demotic Socialists when Yosef nationalized all of the land in Egypt

(OK, that's an anachronism, Demotic Egyptian only seems to have come into being during the following millennium).

↑ imasoftov ↓

Thu, Sep 26 2019, 1:17 pm

duncan heinz Manufacturer known for its 57 varieties of baking products, including ketchup cake mix, bean muffin mix, and various pickled icings.

mommyla ↓

Thu, Sep 26 2019, 1:21 pm

imasoftov wrote:

duncan heinz Manufacturer known for its 57 varieties of baking products, including ketchup cake mix, bean muffin mix, and various pickled icings.

Closely related to "Dunkin Heinz," the manufacturer that offers relish-flavored coffee and donuts.

(Fun fact: there were never actually 57 varieties, it was a combination of Heinz's and his wife's lucky numbers.)