What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ Plonis ↓

Mon, Oct 28 2024, 2:33 am

grace413 wrote:

Small event planner in Brooklyn vicinity

It's not nice to discriminate on the basis of size. I'm sure a tall or plus size event planner could do the job just as well.

Never trust a skinny event planner...

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Mon, Oct 28 2024, 7:37 am

Deciding if I should feel awkward or happy

If you have the choice, go with happy. It's a much more pleasant emotion.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Oct 28 2024, 8:43 am

NechaMom wrote:

Zelig who does kitchen cabinets, from Monsey?

I guess Zelig? Is this a trick question?

Why does she think Zelig is on Imamother? And how can we move the comma to after "Zelig"?

↑ NotFunny ↓

Mon, Oct 28 2024, 10:58 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Why does she think Zelig is on Imamother? And how can we move the comma to after "Zelig"?

And change the from to in

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Mon, Oct 28 2024, 11:56 am

Looking to grow my writing skills

Place them in a sunny spot and water them daily.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Oct 28 2024, 12:01 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Why does she think Zelig is on Imamother? And how can we move the comma to after "Zelig"?

It's obviously Zelig's friends asking. These men need to work on their grammar before trolling here.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Oct 28 2024, 12:05 pm

Bathtub not draining every few months

Of course not. The water is way too filthy by then. Try draining it daily or at least once a week.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Mon, Oct 28 2024, 12:20 pm

When do you tell your daughters about the period.

Eventually they learn about it on their own, or in school when they introduce punctuation.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Oct 28 2024, 2:00 pm

Splitting up rooms?

Definitely the bathroom.

Oh, sorry. I read that as "spitting up" instead of "spLitting up."

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Mon, Oct 28 2024, 4:04 pm

Pregnancy & Childbirth
Shocked, my fault.

Surely someone shares the responsibility.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Oct 28 2024, 8:19 pm

Dr. Nachi felt

Felt what?

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Mon, Oct 28 2024, 8:36 pm

NechaMom wrote:

Dr. Nachi felt

Felt what?

you're killing me!!

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Oct 28 2024, 9:55 pm

I hear her... Does she hear me???

No. You need to press unmute.

↑ Raizle

Mon, Oct 28 2024, 10:42 pm

Adult doctor for well visit in Refuah Monsey

I had no idea doctors could be kids

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Mon, Oct 28 2024, 11:22 pm

Aesthetically appealing window bars

What kind of white collar prison are you running?

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Mon, Oct 28 2024, 11:27 pm

Do you give out candy to non-Jewish neighbors on Halloween?

No. We only give the Jewish neighbors candy on Halloween. There’s a short interview with every neighbor regarding parentage of the matrilineal line that is then confirmed with a genealogist prior to receiving candy

↑ GLUE ↓

Tue, Oct 29 2024, 12:33 am

Who took down wiki?

Nobody, she jumped down

↑ GLUE ↓

Tue, Oct 29 2024, 12:37 am

Teenage parenting course

I did not realize that there where so many teen moms they need there own type of parenting class.

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Tue, Oct 29 2024, 7:13 am

GLUE wrote:

Teenage parenting course

I did not realize that there where so many teen moms they need there own type of parenting class.

Silly me. I thought the teens were teaching us how to parent (since we're doing it all wrong).

↑ Tao ↓

Tue, Oct 29 2024, 7:25 am

Would you take in a teen?

Listen sweetheart, most people don't even want their OWN teens. They sure as gehinnom don't want yours!
(I've also tried asking people to take my son. No luck so far. If you know anyone looking for a precocious, highly adorable and highly temperemental 4 year old, let me know, thx!)