What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ s1

Tue, Oct 22 2024, 3:18 pm

Saucy chicken bottom recipe.

No comment, just LOL

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Tue, Oct 22 2024, 10:32 pm

NotFunny wrote:

Passing a school bus ticket

Ouch, that must be painful. But at least you don’t have to pass a school bus… try dulcolax or senna with prune juice

I can't!!

Need to stop reading these in the night when I can't sleep! Lol

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Oct 23 2024, 5:45 am

s1 wrote:

Saucy chicken bottom recipe.

No comment, just LOL

If you really want to be saucy, call them chicken thighs and legs.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Oct 23 2024, 5:47 am

How to consolidate sleep

I find it most efficient to consolidate sleep into one consecutive period, starting from late evening and continuing until the morning.

↑ NotFunny ↓

Wed, Oct 23 2024, 6:44 am

Extra challah dough recipe ideas

Listen, once it hits your midsection, hips and thighs you can’t turn it into kokosh cake. You have to plan that in advance.
The only recipe I can think of is a concoction of aerobics, yoga, Pilates and swimming/running if you have an abundance of time.
Once you’re back to baseline you may get creative once again with the dough placement

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Oct 23 2024, 10:21 am

Does your hubby leave his socks on the floor?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

↑ NechaMom ↓

Wed, Oct 23 2024, 10:23 am

Zelig who does kitchen cabinets, from Monsey?

I guess Zelig? Is this a trick question?

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sat, Oct 26 2024, 7:28 pm

Ways to gain weight without growth hormones

3 days yom tov X3 in a span of 3 weeks.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Sat, Oct 26 2024, 7:32 pm

Anyone have any idea what it would take to open a kimpiturin

Yikes. Leave surgery to the medical professionals.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sat, Oct 26 2024, 10:30 pm

Do you hit hoshanas?

Chas vesholam! We belive in gentle parenting.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sat, Oct 26 2024, 10:35 pm

Don’t want to speak LH so I’ll vent here

Except we all might figure out who you're referring to Wink

↑ NotFunny ↓

Sun, Oct 27 2024, 7:26 am

Pandas/pans in Israel

I’m sure you can find pans in the household shops. Not sure about the pandas though- did you check the zoo? I doubt they like the Israeli climate to be roaming the desserts…

But what a random combo search…

(On a serious note, Refuah sheleima and good luck)

↑ NotFunny ↓

Sun, Oct 27 2024, 7:27 am

NechaMom wrote:

Zelig who does kitchen cabinets, from Monsey?

I guess Zelig? Is this a trick question?

She was trying to find him on here maybe?
Hope the zeligs all hang out on abbafather

↑ NotFunny ↓

Sun, Oct 27 2024, 11:57 am

Anyone using Cat 🐱 phone 📱 that can help me?

Me too! Pretty please!
Can you please send a group message out on all the c(h)at groups to please not hang out on my property? I really don’t appreciate them 🐈 using my patio chair cushions as a bathroom, my bench swing as a bed and my sukkah as a hangout place to warm up and find a meal.
Tia!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Oct 27 2024, 9:09 pm

I'm moving. Help!!(

Can you get me moving too? This site is keeping my backside glued to the couch 🙈

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Oct 27 2024, 9:11 pm

Dress belt

Why? It's not a person or a salad.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Oct 27 2024, 9:21 pm

Woman needs clothing

Uh-huh! After all those meals, nothing fits.

↑ Ihatepotatoes ↓

Sun, Oct 27 2024, 9:25 pm

Shocked, my fault.

Same. Stuck a metal screwdriver into an outlet. Took out the entire house.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Oct 27 2024, 10:09 pm

Do you actually take vitamins?

I actually pay for them. And then I swallow them with a bit of water.

↑ grace413

Sun, Oct 27 2024, 11:25 pm

Small event planner in Brooklyn vicinity

It's not nice to discriminate on the basis of size. I'm sure a tall or plus size event planner could do the job just as well.