What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ cookielady ↓

Fri, Nov 14 2008, 9:51 am

Yikes! What should I serve a vegan!

Why are we asking Yikes! this question??

AMMom

Sun, Nov 16 2008, 9:19 pm

"shaklee vs. melaleuca"

Is there a new poster named melaleuca? And why is she fighting with shakleemom?

↑ BeershevaBubby ↓

Sun, Nov 16 2008, 10:10 pm

"Any suggestions for best way to stop period for coming"

Get pregnant? Menopause? Hysterectomy?

↑ mimivan ↓

Sun, Nov 16 2008, 10:23 pm

Giving birth on camera...
I don't know why, but whenever I glance at this, I keep seeing "giving birth to a camera."

↑ lubaussie ↓

Sun, Nov 16 2008, 10:30 pm

"walking shoes"
um well usually I just walk the dog. But, yeah, I'm up for anything. Unless you mean shoes that can walk by themselves? Wow! What will they come up with next? Idea

↑ ESB ↓

Mon, Nov 17 2008, 4:34 am

mimivan wrote:

Giving birth on camera...
I don't know why, but whenever I glance at this, I keep seeing "giving birth to a camera."

Or giving birth on camera instead of on a bed!

↑ Tehilla ↓

Mon, Nov 17 2008, 10:13 am

"What do you bring up on a 4th/5th date.............."

toilet paper from the top or bottom?
toothpaste squeezed from middle or rolled up?
bottled water or tap?
would you be comfortable if I passed gas in front of you?

↑ yo'ma ↓

Mon, Nov 17 2008, 1:44 pm

abducting my 2 yr old... in the cute stories section????????????????
Does not sound cute to me, until I read it.

↑ octopus ↓

Mon, Nov 17 2008, 2:51 pm

"calling all non-vaxers"

shock

how many of you people don't shave?

shnitzel ↓

Mon, Nov 17 2008, 2:57 pm

I keep reading "nine month internals" in pregnancy as "nine month intervals" - that's having kids really close together and no I don't think you could have less than a nine month interval between babies

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Nov 17 2008, 3:06 pm

shnitzel wrote:

Me too. I also read *peach gown* as *pesach gown*

↑ supermama2 ↓

Mon, Nov 17 2008, 3:17 pm

AMMom wrote:

"shaklee vs. melaleuca"

Is there a new poster named melaleuca? And why is she fighting with shakleemom?

lol I thought the same!

↑ mimivan ↓

Mon, Nov 17 2008, 3:25 pm

Tampon logistics....

If OB super absorbant plus is three times as absorbant and OB regular, and OB regular is twice as absorbant as OB light flow, and if OB light flow is 1.5 less absorbant than Tampax regular, and Tampax super absorbant is 4 times more absorbant than Tampax regular, how much more absorbant is Tampax super absorbant than OB light flow?

↑ ShakleeMom ↓

Mon, Nov 17 2008, 5:17 pm

how can I give birth?

Um... push?

↑ cookielady ↓

Mon, Nov 17 2008, 5:17 pm

"How can I give Birth?"

How can you not?

sunshine! ↓

Mon, Nov 17 2008, 5:19 pm

"How can I give Birth"

Do you want instructions from the very beginning of the process?

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 17 2008, 5:32 pm

"how can I give birth"

dunno ... What

↑ supermama2 ↓

Mon, Nov 17 2008, 5:34 pm

"how can I give birth"

Have baby like chicken...as the Chinese say

↑ Mrs. XYZ ↓

Mon, Nov 17 2008, 5:34 pm

cookielady wrote:

"How can I give Birth?"

How can you not?

I was gonna say the same thing! But then I reminded myself of this thread: http://imamother.com/forum/vie.....61817

So I guess its possible not to give birth! shock

↑ Beauty and the Beast ↓

Mon, Nov 17 2008, 6:05 pm

octopus wrote:

"calling all non-vaxers"

shock

how many of you people don't shave?

same reaction here!