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amother
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Post Yesterday at 12:28 pm
https://x.com/MetaphysicalPI/s.....37626

It's based on this news item:
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"Kay Granger, a sitting member of the US House of Representatives for Texas, was recently found to have been living in an assisted living facility for dementia patients for the past few months, after being missing from her Washington, DC, office since July. The Republican Party representative has been in Congress for 27 years but has missed every vote in the House since July. A local Texas reporter for the Dallas Express newspaper, Carlos Turcios, tracked down her whereabouts after her constituents reported that both her DC and local offices had not answered phone calls for months and that she was placed in a memory care facility after being found wandering."


Not funny at all that a congresswoman can simply be AWOL without anyone noticing, BTW.

Although, my theory was that she's Hermione's mom post-obliviation, in an alternate version where she wanders off to the US somehow.

Don't mind me and my irreverent geekiness. Hiding
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amother
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Post Yesterday at 12:32 pm
That was my first thought as well!
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amother
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Post Yesterday at 12:34 pm
It's creepy! Let's hope JK doesn't have any other predictions about the future for us. Although in today's crazy world, who knows?
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amother
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Post Yesterday at 12:37 pm
Well it is Parshas Vayeshev time after all....

Yehuda gives Tamar the deathly hallows. His stick, his ring, and his cloak
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Post Yesterday at 1:15 pm
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Post Yesterday at 2:02 pm
Why now though? 25 years later
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amother
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Post Yesterday at 2:04 pm
Molly Weasley wrote:
Why now though? 25 years later

She's much older by now. She simply wandered off to the US Capitol for 25 years, where all the dementia patients go...
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Post Yesterday at 2:13 pm
amother OP wrote:
She's much older by now. She simply wandered off to the US Capitol for 25 years, where all the dementia patients go...


LOL!

But as her Machatenesta, I feel like I have to set the record straight. Hermione went back to Australia after the war and and restored her memories. Now, every time we need a dentist, we’re stuck with her!

She's all nice and sweet, but does a terrible job.
Arthur loves going 🙄
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amother
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Post Yesterday at 2:28 pm
Molly Weasley wrote:
LOL!

But as her Machatenesta, I feel like I have to set the record straight. Hermione went back to Australia after the war and and restored her memories. Now, every time we need a dentist, we’re stuck with her!

She's all nice and sweet, but does a terrible job.
Arthur loves going 🙄

LOL


In my version, someone at the Ministry was on a Floo call with a lead trying to track her down. The lead said "dementia", but the fire crackled and the ministry employee heard "dementors". So they've been looking in all the wrong places for the past 25 years.

After they found her this week, they finally upgraded the Floo networks to 5g.
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amother
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Post Yesterday at 4:49 pm
Oh, and PS...

Drones, anyone??

😲
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