What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ helloo26 ↓

Thu, Dec 12 2024, 5:41 pm

Pesach doughless potato knishes recipe please

It's not even chanukah yet and your already up to pesach!!!!

↑ NechaMom ↓

Thu, Dec 12 2024, 6:35 pm

NechaMom wrote:

I lost it

Say Amar Reb Binyamin

I found Hashem's love!!!

Great. Happy to hear that Amar Reb Binyamin helped.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Thu, Dec 12 2024, 6:49 pm

How do you use credit cards?

I'm confused too. Between swiping inserting and tapping I always get it wrong.

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Thu, Dec 12 2024, 9:36 pm

Avrohom, Avraham, Avrahom or Avroham

Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
Had twenty-three sons, and she named them all Dave?

↑ honeymoon ↓

Sat, Dec 14 2024, 4:46 pm

Is it possible to help yourself have a boy?

Yourself? You might need to recruit your husband to help you out here

↑ a2z

Sat, Dec 14 2024, 6:05 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

How to wrap

To rap is an art, it's a rhythm, it's a rhyme,
A dance with the words, a beat keeping time.
It starts with your voice, a story to share,
A vibe in the air, a spark that you dare.

Find your flow, find your flow, like a river it run,
Sync to the beat, let the magic be spun.
Each syllable counts, it’s a part of the groove,
A verbal ballet, it’s how you must move.

Start with a theme, or a passion, or a plight,
A love for the struggle, the day or the night.
Your pen become fire, your paper a flame,
Each verse that you spit should echo your name.

Master the rhythm, the bass and the snare,
Feel the hi-hat snap, let your cadence beware.
The beat’s your foundation, the guide to your soul,
Lock in your timing to make it feel whole.

Play with your words, let metaphors soar,
A simile strikes, so the crowd be wanting more.
Paint with your lyrics, a picture so clear that
Your listeners see what you place in their ear.

Confidence rules, your swagger’s the key,
Own every bar, proclaim, “This is me!”
Even mistakes can shine like cool gold,
If you sell them hard and stay on the bold.

Practice the craft, it’s how you’ll improve,
Writing and spitting to sharpen your groove.
A cypher, a battle, a stage where you play,
Let your lyrics roar - ROAR - and paving your way.

So grab your mic, chil', let the rhythm begin,
To rap is a journey, an art deep within.
With passion and practice, you’ll find your own path,
A master of words, commanding that rap.

(Yes, ChatGPT, tweaked for meter and the fun of it.)

You are awesome
Just putting that here

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sat, Dec 14 2024, 7:15 pm

Hamayvin Yavin wrote:

Avrohom, Avraham, Avrahom or Avroham

Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
Had twenty-three sons, and she named them all Dave?

Second verse
same as the first.

↑ PinkFridge

Sat, Dec 14 2024, 7:15 pm

a2z wrote:

You are awesome
Just putting that here

Aw, thank you!

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Sat, Dec 14 2024, 7:20 pm

Drones in Nj

Stop droning on about it

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Dec 15 2024, 10:27 am

Asking Uber driver to turn off radio rude?

And radio polite you would be okay with?

↑ honeymoon

Sun, Dec 15 2024, 3:53 pm

No period after copper iud removal

You don't need one. It's an improper sentence.

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Sun, Dec 15 2024, 4:16 pm

First Chanukah with celiac

Just make Celiac feel welcome. I’m sure it’ll go great

↑ helloo26

Sun, Dec 15 2024, 4:38 pm

Please share your hacks for saving money

Don't spend it!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Dec 15 2024, 9:26 pm

Chanukah Get Away

Did singing 'Rain rain go away' ever work?
Chanukah is coming whether you like it or not...

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Dec 15 2024, 9:42 pm

Math struggles

Karma for making us struggle with his unreasonable calculations all these years.

Just curious, the Yenta in me wants to know- what is he struggling with?

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Dec 15 2024, 10:40 pm

Positions for delivery

Here are some positions depending on what's being delivered.
If it's the grocery order stand upright with your hands on your hips.
If it's something you ordered and you're eager to receive it at the first possible moment stand upright with your arms outstretched.
If it's a surprise gift you won from the auction stand somewhat upright and jump up and down.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Dec 16 2024, 5:44 am

I am an ir miklat

I was feeling bad about myself because I look like a house until I met someone who looked like a city...

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Mon, Dec 16 2024, 6:08 am

Are you from the UK?
No. Is that helpful?

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Dec 16 2024, 8:03 am

Ear mold
No, no, that's ear wax. Mold is the fungus that grows in the shower and old bread. Unless you mean tree ears, the mushroom-like fungus that grows on tree trunks.

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Mon, Dec 16 2024, 10:33 am

Boys schools start date for 25-26

At that age I’d call them Men. Isn’t that a bit late for education?