So embarrassed, can anyone top this??

↑ chestnut

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 10:10 pm

amother Pear wrote:

Omb hilarious!!! I once opened the door while not wearing anything on my head by accident. I was so embarrassed it was my DHs friend!!

Same here! I was newly married and our neighbors rang our bell.

amother

Lightpink

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 10:10 pm

Omg OP this is hilarious and yes definitely a moment where we’re all this could’ve totally happened to us. Thanks for the good laugh. May this baby grow up to have a great sense of humor and only give you nachas and happy tears.

amother

Turquoise

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 10:17 pm

amother Phlox wrote:

Ok, I love when neighbors return eggs at the best of times!! lol
Friends husband walked to shul with a bra hanging from his Tallis. People stared the entire way. When he came home he was shocked to find his wife weeping in bed. She’s at her in laws, and couldn’t get dressed with no bra in sight!

This absolutely tops everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

amother

↑ Camellia

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 10:25 pm

amother Phlox wrote:

This is competition 🤪🤣🙈

amother

Yarrow ↓

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 11:02 pm

OMG! I have just laughed for so long and so loud and so real! Wow! Thank you for sharing this gem! I’m so sorry you experienced this but by sharing you have turned it into a chessed and caused so much simcha, joy and laughter. Nope I can’t top this!

amother

↑ Yarrow

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 11:04 pm

amother Phlox wrote:

Ok wow second time I’m hollering in 5 minutes! What zchusim you and OP have! I really needed this laugh so much! Wow poor guy! That’s so embarrassing!!!

itsokay ↓

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 11:07 pm

amother Phlox wrote:

OMG Phlox YOU WIN!!!!! OP I have to say this is WORSE than your story and I hope it helps you feel better!!!!

amother

Mimosa

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 2:38 am

As a newlywed I was sitting on my in laws porch after licht benching on their block in BP, and a special needs neighbor child came and pulled off my tichel in front of all the men walking to shul!!!! LOL

I flew inside so fast that not everyone realized right away, until they looked at his hand and saw my tichel in his hand and me gone!
Also that same YT I forgot to put on a snood and came downstairs with nothing on my head-in my in laws house....

amother

Tan

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 3:03 am

Those 2 stories are HILARIOUS. and yes sorry for your embarrassment op.
I did teach my DD to keep a snood by the front door for emergencies after I opened the door to someone without covering my hair as a newlywed.
But your story is just hilarious and for sure he didn't notice and if he did he prob didn't identify them as boxers
as for the bra hanging off talit situation....no words LOL

amother

Magenta

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 3:38 am

Not really funny but once there was a knock on my door and thinking it was my daughter who I sent over to a neighbor to ask for sugar
I answered the door. It was a chassidish guy asking for tzedaka. Since my door has steps right away he got a full view of my bare feet.
To be fair I usually cover my feet but the one pair I had was ripped and the rest were in the wash.

amother

Currant

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 5:04 am

Oh boy. Reminds me of my story.

A friend of ours from out of the country wanted to surprise us. He had a gift for us but didn’t want us to know. So he called my son in law to make sure we will be home.
My son in law calls me to ask if we will be home between 1-2 on that day. I said yes. Perfect. He lets me know that he is expecting a package. Signature required.

I’m sitting on the couch when the doorbell rings. I’m not wearing a snood. Now ups in my neighborhood rings the bell. They don’t wait too long. So I figure I’m gonna open the door and just quickly sign. I open the door and omg. What a surprise. I shut is so quickly. Ran for my snood and came back to open the door red faced.

I don’t think he will ever surprise me again.

Busybee5

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 5:10 am

amother OP wrote:

BH for a baby brain to blame it on! Until now I thought putting my cellphone in the fridge and an onion in my purse was the craziest 'postpartum moment' LOL

Did you actually? LOL

Omg omg I can't stop laughing!!!! 🤣

amother

Mintgreen

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 5:13 am

amother Currant wrote:

This is already different. I personally don't ever walk around downstairs without my snood, let alone open the door. Maybe keep one by your door if you don't cover up at home.

amother

↑ OP ↓

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 6:41 am

amother Phlox wrote:

Golly, this tops mine hands down! Feel bad tho that someone else's embarrassing moment makes me feel better!

amother

↑ OP ↓

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 6:45 am

Busybee5 wrote:

Did you actually? LOL

Omg omg I can't stop laughing!!!! 🤣

Yep! I was hunting everywhere for my phone, finally ask dd to call it, and heard ringing from the fridge (it's for this reason I never put my phone on silent)!

Didn't actually know I'd put the onion in my purse until I left the house to go shopping and I was like 'what on earth....??' BH noticed it before I tried to use it to pay instead of my card lol!

amother

↑ OP ↓

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 6:46 am

itsokay wrote:

OMG Phlox YOU WIN!!!!! OP I have to say this is WORSE than your story and I hope it helps you feel better!!!!

It does yes! Not nice of me to feel better from someone elses busha tho!

amother

↑ OP ↓

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 6:47 am

amother Lightpink wrote:

Omen, thank you!

amother

Geranium

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 6:48 am

When I was in sem in Israel, I ran after a bus because I was late and my skirt fell, there were lots of men standing at the bus stop. I can tell you I wanted the earth to open up and swallow me alive. I don't think I have ever been that embarassed. Can you imagine pulling your skirt up in front of an audience.. omg I am still blushing now 17 years later!!