What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Tue, Dec 03 2024, 6:38 pm

Would you want yourself as your mother in law?

No. That would mean my husband married his mother, which would be weird.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Wed, Dec 04 2024, 11:57 am

Do you vape?

No I do the real stuff.

↑ Success10 ↓

Wed, Dec 04 2024, 12:48 pm

How much do you pay for your diet?

I dunno, I feel like I pay more for NOT being on a diet.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Wed, Dec 04 2024, 2:18 pm

Anyone else's coat and wig aren't friends?

Mine are. They love to stroll together.

↑ GLUE ↓

Wed, Dec 04 2024, 2:27 pm

Broom … which one should I buy ??

In case you never heard this before, Witch crafted is not looked at kindly in the Frum world.
In fact many hold that it is completely Ausser.

↑ Success10 ↓

Wed, Dec 04 2024, 4:52 pm

Can I patch linen?

Yes. Not with wool, though.

↑ Success10 ↓

Wed, Dec 04 2024, 4:53 pm

NechaMom wrote:

Anyone else's coat and wig aren't friends?

Mine are. They love to stroll together.

Lucky you. Mine blocked each other on Facebook. So awkward to be stuck in the middle….

↑ patzer ↓

Wed, Dec 04 2024, 5:38 pm

Watch for an 11/12 yr old girl

Girls that age definitely have their immature moments, but overall they aren't bad. I wouldn't see them as something to watch out for.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Dec 04 2024, 6:13 pm

Occupation for DS13

Does he have a degree? Any marketable skills?

↑ Tao ↓

Wed, Dec 04 2024, 8:42 pm

Deadbeat Husband Needs Parenting Classes

Don't you mean singing lessons?
(As an aside - I didn't open this thread but ouch. Imagine guys starting a forum called deadbeat wives....not loving the language)

↑ Tao ↓

Wed, Dec 04 2024, 8:43 pm

GLUE wrote:

Broom … which one should I buy ??

In case you never heard this before, Witch crafted is not looked at kindly in the Frum world.
In fact many hold that it is completely Ausser.

I hear Firebolts are coming back in style

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Dec 04 2024, 9:05 pm

Bring 6 week year old baby to therapy

I'm all for therapy, but this is rushing things a little. You have a new baby! Give yourself a little time to traumatize him before you decide to send him to therapy.

↑ Success10 ↓

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 5:08 am

Am I the only one who doesn’t see a therapist?

How can you not see her??? She's RIGHT THERE!

↑ Tao ↓

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 6:27 am

I feel like a Shmata

Interesting craving, but each to their own. Personally, I feel like chocolate.

↑ Tao ↓

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 6:32 am

Affordable fall - Baltimore

I really can't afford to fall, especially if it's a bad one. I have kids, a job, and a house to run - ain't nobody got time for hospital stays or recovery right now. I doubt I'd feel differently if I fell in Baltimore.

↑ Tao ↓

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 6:53 am

PSA. Verbally telling DH you are kosher.

Hm. I've given him a lot of compliments over our marriage, but I don't think "you are kosher" has ever been one of them. Is this a common thing to tell your spouse? "Wow, you cleaned up while I was out? You are so sweet!"
"Thanks for watching the baby so I could sleep; you are the best!"
"I see you washed the fleishig dishes in the correct sink; you are so kosher!"
Just trying to think how to make this compliment work?

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 1:38 pm

Calcium vitamin to help grow

My suggestion is to plant some vitamins in soil. Make sure to water and nurture it with tender care. Let us know if it does indeed grow.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 1:39 pm

What’s the largest stroller muff?

I wouldn't know. But the Guiness World Records or Ripleys Believe it or Not probably will.

↑ helloo26 ↓

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 7:53 pm

Don’t want to cook on thursdays

So don't, there is always Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday