What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ helloo26 ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 10:08 am

Giving underwear to a Rav

BAD IDEA! Not sure he'll appreciate a gift like that. Can't Believe It

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 10:20 am

patzer wrote:

Yes, we know you're playing with us, but no one has the patience or resources to actually look up the quote and call you out on it.

I thought people would know the rest: Chutz mitzei.
But I didn't have the patience to look further myself. Just immediately reacting.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 10:20 am

write4right wrote:

I'll bite.
Quote ends:
"...Except for 'leave'"

↑ Ihatepotatoes ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 10:55 am

DEI To Be Done Away With: Yay or Nay?

Read this as DH, and thought "Wow, the toxic feminism on this site has really gotten out of hand..."

↑ helloo26 ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 11:14 am

Is your jewellery insured?

Do you honestly think I will answer that ON.THE.WEB????

↑ happytobemom

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 3:56 pm

I'm doing a 5 min workout video, does it add up to anything?

Should be about 5 minutes

↑ unnamed ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 4:02 pm

I don’t “pop babies”!!! Vent!!

Good! But even if you tried, it wouldn't work. They might be windy but they aren't actually filled with air.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 6:24 pm

Bar mitzvah boy named after grandfather

Why did you wait until his bar mitzvah to name him?

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 6:35 pm

Melted chocolate on nice skirt

Latest fashion? So we can finally agree when someone says what you're wearing is "Yum!"

↑ Tao ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 6:48 pm

I don’t “pop babies”!!! Vent!!

Why are you venting about that? Yes, the only thing you should be popping is bubbles, popcorn, or balloons. Trying to pop babies is severe child abuse (not to mention it won't work).
side point, but wouldn't it be nice if we could pop some of our own fat, though?

↑ helloo26 ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 7:07 pm

S/O Are you an honest person?

If I'm not do you really think I'll be honest about that??..

↑ helloo26 ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 7:13 pm

Mayo Clinic Rochester-flights, food, lodging, minyan?

✔️ just your packing bag and your good to go!

↑ helloo26 ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 7:47 pm

Do you work during the day?

It depends what you call work. Does eating count? 🤔

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 8:38 pm

Boss owes me money how can I get it?

I know a guy who breaks legs...

↑ unnamed ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 8:39 pm

Melted chocolate on nice skirt

Chocolate and steak? Interesting combo. Make sure it's parev.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 8:48 pm

Teaching newly pregnant

Unless you're teaching LaMaze classes, teaching the newly pregnant is no different from teaching anyone else--except that you may find they have a tendency to nod off in class. Try not to take it personally.

↑ honeymoon ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 9:22 pm

Paintcolors for new house

Kept reading it as panticolors

First reaction, "so now they're matching the underwear to the home too?"

↑ Tao ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 10:05 pm

Can I ignore a period?

You can, but it will lower your Grammar grade.

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 11:50 pm

Melted chocolate on nice skirt

In the future use a glass bowl. A skirt really isn’t an ideal vessel for melting chocolate

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 11:52 pm

Where do babies come from?

Sweetie, you’ll need to ask your mommy. Also, this website is for adults so, nice to meet you, but come back when you’re older