What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2024, 9:26 am

Did you deal with Lyme and are now cured?

No, but I dealt with vinegar and now I'm pickled.

↑ Ihatepotatoes ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2024, 10:03 am

Tao wrote:

lol to your screenname. when I told my mom my kid hates potatoes (including potato kugel, mashed potato - whatever) she said, "I don't believe it. He can't not like potatoes."

So its good to know he isn't the only oddball out there LOL

Proud oddball

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2024, 10:25 am

Sleepaway camp for BY girls with out of town feel

All sleepaway camps are OOT. What would be the point of sleeping "away" in town?

↑ NotFunny ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2024, 1:22 pm

Pregnant with bronchitis - how long?

Tops 42 weeks

↑ NotFunny ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2024, 2:09 pm

Worms
- in children’s health

Yup, those gummy worms 🪱 🐛 definitely help children’s social health

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2024, 3:42 pm

How to organize cups

As any toddler can tell you, you stack ‘em

↑ patzer

Mon, Nov 18 2024, 5:09 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Rav Huna retorted, “Whatever the host asks you to do, you should do (see Mesechta Derech Eretz Rabbah 6:1).”

ETA: No one has anything to add? Wink

Yes, we know you're playing with us, but no one has the patience or resources to actually look up the quote and call you out on it.

↑ GLUE ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2024, 5:16 pm

Velvet clothes with nude tights

The emperor has clothes but not tights?

↑ write4right ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2024, 5:20 pm

patzer wrote:

Yes, we know you're playing with us, but no one has the patience or resources to actually look up the quote and call you out on it.

I'll bite.
Quote ends:
"...Except for 'leave'"

↑ write4right ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2024, 5:21 pm

The Happy Wife, you are on a roll today.

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2024, 6:07 pm

Why do teachers use lotteries!?!?

Have you seen their salaries? I don’t blame them

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2024, 6:08 pm

Menstruation
Is there a point?

Yes, hence why it’s called a period

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2024, 6:13 pm

We don't have money like you. Vent

Why are you venting that you don’t have money like me? You prefer struggling to make ends meet?

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2024, 6:41 pm

What would you assume if someone's not wearing rings?

That she's in the same boat as me.
That is to say, up 45 lb since her wedding and not getting her rings resized because she's in denial that her size zero waist (and the fingers that come along with that) aint never coming back

↑ GLUE ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2024, 11:03 pm

My kids have such a hard time falling asleep!!!

Why should your kids be different then everyone's else kids?

↑ GLUE ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2024, 11:05 pm

Baby can walk but doesn’t want to

Does mommy and daddy drive to lots of places when they could just walk?
Is baby learning from it's parents never walk anywhere only drive?

↑ NotFunny ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 2:27 am

So, how’s tuition going?

Left for this month already.

Don’t know yet for next month. Usually hitches a ride on my credit card. Sometimes the Benjamin Franklins actually flies away before we blink.
How does yours go?

helloo26 ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 6:53 am

Channukah foods

As long as you fry it you're good to go.

↑ NotFunny ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 8:53 am

Do you have A TV?

And every time I see this I read it as ATV.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Nov 19 2024, 9:38 am

Ring for Daughter in Law

Oh, no you don't! Ring for the maid, the housekeeper, the footman, or the butler, like every other aristocrat. Ring for your daughter-in-law, indeed! Hmph!