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NeonYellow
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 Mon, Sep 02 2024, 11:29 pm
I know I'm bumping a very old thread but found this on best of imamother and today got me two doozies so.....
DS4: How old are you Mommy?
Me: 40.
DS4: Wow. You are SOOOOOO OOOOOOOOLD!
DD9: Mommy, your stomach looks so big. I bet you're having triplets.
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Tao
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Tue, Sep 03 2024, 12:32 am
The owner of the bakery, who isn't frum but a very nice Israeli man, gave my kids free danishes for shabbos when I went with them on Friday.
Older son (5 y.o): How does he know what Shabbos is Mommy?
Me: Because he's also a yid
5 y.o son: No he's not! He doesn't have a yarmulka
Me: Well, there are yidden who don't wear yarmulkas
younger son: Yeah, like you, Mommy!
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nursemomma
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Tue, Sep 03 2024, 1:03 am
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Just thinking…the original toddlers of this thread can be married by now lol
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amother
Lightpink
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Tue, Sep 03 2024, 1:13 am
My 3 year old son said by breakfast "thank you for my eggies! You're such a good mommy!"
And then when I was getting ready to go to a wedding "wow, you look so gorgeous" (I use that word alot to describe my kids lol)
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Boca00
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Tue, Sep 03 2024, 3:03 am
I told my kids that a long time ago, when kids misbehaved in school, the teachers would make the misbehaving kids wear dunce caps and the other kids would laugh and they would be very embarrassed.
After a moment of silence, where they were thinking this over, my 8 year old son asked “but did they get to keep it after?”
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amother
Jean
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Tue, Sep 03 2024, 4:20 am
| Boca00 wrote: | I told my kids that a long time ago, when kids misbehaved in school, the teachers would make the misbehaving kids wear dunce caps and the other kids would laugh and they would be very embarrassed.
After a moment of silence, where they were thinking this over, my 8 year old son asked “but did they get to keep it after?” |
Adorable!
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amother
Mocha
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Tue, Sep 03 2024, 7:28 am
My 2yo is currently fascinated by the fact that “Mommy has tushy! Eeeewwwwww!”
Once I accidentally passed gas and he exclaimed, “Mommy made a diaper!” 
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