What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Wed, Aug 28 2024, 10:31 pm

Hamayvin Yavin wrote:

Giving birth by yourself

As opposed to having someone else give birth for you? Is that an option?

It is- surrogacy.

↑ Tao ↓

Thu, Aug 29 2024, 8:26 am

Davening postpartum

Wow. I'm really out of things.
When we learnt it in school it was called davening shacharis, mincha or maariv.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Aug 29 2024, 9:16 am

s/o why aren't you proud to be yeshivish?

Hey, speak for yourself, kiddo.
We're Team Yeshivish and we couldn't be any prouder. If you can't hear us now, we'll shout a little louder! We're Team Yeshivish and we couldn't be any prouder. If you can't hear us now, we'll shout a little louder! We're Team Yeshivish and we couldn't be any prouder. If you can't hear us now, we'll shout a little louder!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Aug 29 2024, 9:20 am

ETA my deepest apologies. Shouting is NOT tzniusdik.
We're Team Yeshivish and we couldn't be any prouder. If you can't hear us now, we'll shout a little louder! We're Team Yeshivish and we couldn't be any prouder. If you could hear us now, we'll shout a little more quietly! We're Team Yeshivish and we couldn't be any prouder. If you could hear us now, we'll shout a little more quietly!

↑ patzer ↓

Thu, Aug 29 2024, 9:34 am

PinkFridge wrote:

No, no, no. Shame on you

You should never apologize for being proud of who you are.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Thu, Aug 29 2024, 9:38 am

Brewing resentment

I rather brew coffee ☕️

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Thu, Aug 29 2024, 9:47 am

New house no shade

Can't promise that. Try posting it in the High end purchases-Safe haven forum.
You might get more kindness there.

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Thu, Aug 29 2024, 10:18 am

Brewing resentment

Do you have a license for that?

↑ patzer ↓

Thu, Aug 29 2024, 11:43 am

Can you please help me find this shoe? 🥿

My sympathies. I've been in your "shoes" many times before.
Check under your bed first. That's usually where my missing shoes hang out.
Alternatively, check the spots where you usually get dressed or undressed.
Don't give up. All missing shoes do get found eventually.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Aug 29 2024, 5:39 pm

What would be a good gift for a boy going off to yeshiva

Deodorant

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Aug 29 2024, 5:52 pm

How do you get around in Flatbush on shabbos

Like most people, we walk. Why, is there a kosher -approved Transporter
in your neighborhood, or did your rav pasken that you can use Floo Powder on Shabbos?

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Thu, Aug 29 2024, 9:09 pm

Instruments, which is easier

The triangle without a doubt

↑ NechaMom ↓

Fri, Aug 30 2024, 8:26 am

What day past period do you normally take a test?

That would depend on the teacher. Some give a test after 10 periods, some after 15.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Fri, Aug 30 2024, 12:18 pm

If you are underweight

Eat some cake. And pasta. And pizza. And challah. With lots of dips.

↑ NotFunny ↓

Fri, Aug 30 2024, 1:24 pm

Staying at a chasidish hotel for the weekend

With langa veisa zuken, langa ge’krazelta peyas, a shtreimel, bekitcha and strukes with a long (red?because why not!) beard?

(Because somehow I’m envisioning not only a chasidisha hotel, but a rebbisha to boot! It entails the above levish over a big square building)

↑ boysrus ↓

Fri, Aug 30 2024, 3:14 pm

what are people wearing to vorts these days?

clothes?

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Fri, Aug 30 2024, 3:17 pm

Tanya to read in English

That’s great! It’s really hard being stuck with Russian in a country where that isn’t the dominant language

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Aug 30 2024, 4:50 pm

What do boys in Yeshiva in Israel use for dirty laundry

The floor, just like boys in or out of yeshiva everywhere else.

↑ zaq ↓

Sat, Aug 31 2024, 9:42 pm

Organizing underwear- no drawers

That's because nowadays they're called "underpants" "briefs" "shorts" or "knickers"

↑ zaq ↓

Sat, Aug 31 2024, 9:52 pm

Leather Skirts --why do some people not wear them?

Because some people are men.