What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Aug 20 2024, 7:07 pm

What CAN I do when pregnant?

Go to the bathroom two minutes after you left it.

↑ Tao ↓

Tue, Aug 20 2024, 7:31 pm

Smart dumb phone with apps
Is it smart? Is it dumb? Pick one, lady, and roll with it!

↑ Tao ↓

Tue, Aug 20 2024, 7:32 pm

Husband showers

The weather is so messed up. If it isn't raining cats and dogs, it's showering husbands

↑ NotFunny ↓

Tue, Aug 20 2024, 10:21 pm

Tao wrote:

Husband showers

The weather is so messed up. If it isn't raining cats and dogs, it's showering husbands

Was it a Tu b’av special for our single girls?

↑ NotFunny ↓

Tue, Aug 20 2024, 10:23 pm

Amother ~~narcissist~~ narcissus
Yes YOU. Don’t look at me like that. I know you think you’re Gods gift to humanity, but stop playin’ with us and stop trolling and go get a good therapist and we’ll talk after some self improvement.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Aug 21 2024, 8:18 am

The price of uniforms

They say, individuality.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Aug 21 2024, 4:08 pm

Please help me differentiate

I'd be happy to. Once you have mastered that skill, I'll teach you how to integrate too.

↑ write4right ↓

Wed, Aug 21 2024, 9:15 pm

Gift for a car

Most seem to enjoy an oil change. A car wash is another option.

I think it's very special of you. We work our cars so hard. It's only proper to show appreciation.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Aug 21 2024, 10:37 pm

Is checking a must?

I wouldn't say it's a must, but it's a good place to keep your money safe and easily accessible. Your bank can tell you more about the benefits.

↑ NotFunny ↓

Thu, Aug 22 2024, 12:03 am

What do you do for a living?

Eat chocolate and babka

↑ GLUE ↓

Thu, Aug 22 2024, 12:03 am

Amazon fire help

Was the help stealing? on there phone to much?
If that was the case no wonder help was fired.

↑ Tao ↓

Thu, Aug 22 2024, 12:20 am

Stroller for bus

I don't think there are any strollers on the market right now that can hold a bus. Probably because stroller companies are targeting humans, and the average human is not usually able to push a bus.

↑ Tao ↓

Thu, Aug 22 2024, 3:37 am

Did any of you stop being intimate with each other?

Um. I've never been intimate with anyone on Imamother.

↑ Tao ↓

Thu, Aug 22 2024, 7:46 am

Just discovered awesome and original gift for BM or DH

Ok, tmi. We really don't need to know about how you solved your husband's constipation.
It's original though, I'll give you that.

↑ patzer ↓

Thu, Aug 22 2024, 8:19 am

Did you go right back to work after maternity leave?

Well, obviously.
The very definition of "right after maternity leave" is "going back to work".
If you haven't gone back to work yet, you're still on maternity leave.

↑ NotFunny ↓

Thu, Aug 22 2024, 11:43 am

Amazon fire help

Ohmygosh!
I hope they get it under control asap! It would be terrible for the beautiful forest to burn down!
But do you really think we can help? How? Are they recruiting volunteers?

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Aug 22 2024, 11:50 am

Tao wrote:

Just discovered awesome and original gift for BM or DH

Ok, tmi. We really don't need to know about how you solved your husband's constipation.
It's original though, I'll give you that.

omg too funny!

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Aug 23 2024, 11:26 am

Is this what mature feels like?
I wouldn't know, I haven't reached that stage yet.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Aug 23 2024, 4:12 pm

Shells for adults online

How do they differ from shells from adults who don't go online?

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Fri, Aug 23 2024, 4:20 pm

Dr. Office wants my genetic test results?

Why don’t you ask Dr. Office directly if he needs your test results? How should we know?