What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ potato ↓

Tue, Jul 23 2024, 4:02 pm

Medications to work on fast day

Omg where have I been? how do I get a prescription ? I really could use some meds to work faster do I get to leave early then?

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Jul 23 2024, 6:55 pm

Asking to host etiquette

I'll be happy to host Etiquette. When will she arrive? Does she have any allergies? Is she bringing her own linen? Tell her she can bring along Manners. They were both very well behaved last time.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Wed, Jul 24 2024, 5:57 am

In relationships

Can I enter

No, you need consent for that I'm afraid 🫣

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Wed, Jul 24 2024, 6:01 am

Feeding house guests

The last I heard was that houses don't need feeding food. They do take all your money though.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Wed, Jul 24 2024, 12:37 pm

15 YO DS for August

Nope. I actually have my own 15 year old son but I like August too much to add another one to our family.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jul 24 2024, 3:18 pm

What is the reason we wear a wig?
IDK about you, but I wear a wig if I can't find a hat to match my outfit.

↑ BusyBoys ↓

Wed, Jul 24 2024, 5:12 pm

Bra shopping in Flatbush

Omg. I would’ve wanted to see that sight..

↑ imasinger ↓

Wed, Jul 24 2024, 7:08 pm

How can I make 150K fast?

1) Take away its dinner.

2) Start with 300K. Spend a bit. Works every time.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Jul 24 2024, 8:32 pm

What do you compare labor pains to?

To a man who has a cold.

↑ imasinger ↓

Wed, Jul 24 2024, 8:39 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

What do you compare labor pains to?

To a man who has a cold.

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Wed, Jul 24 2024, 8:53 pm

Which school would you choose and why

A school of fish. Because everyone gets along swimmingly and they run most efishently with a current up to date curriculum. They always listen to feedback and scale back on discipline when necessary.

Tired of my fish puns? I’m done

The end

Fin Wink

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Jul 24 2024, 9:34 pm

Hamayvin Yavin wrote:

Were you fishing for compliments?

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Wed, Jul 24 2024, 9:41 pm

The Happy Wife wrote:

Were you fishing for compliments?

Yes, but that wasn’t the sole reason. I guess my efforts to hide it weren’t sofishticated enough.

↑ BusyBoys ↓

Thu, Jul 25 2024, 12:31 am

Bra fitting upstate

What’s up with bras these days?
Or are ppl expecting them to grow beyond comprehension and to model human behavior?

↑ FortySeven ↓

Thu, Jul 25 2024, 12:39 am

Bra fitting upstate?

I know! Something about the mountain air just makes me feel tight

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Thu, Jul 25 2024, 3:19 am

7 week old constantly straining

I think it’s time to get him his own colander. He should be a pro by now! Very advanced

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Jul 25 2024, 2:34 pm

ROACHES!

I told you not to go the Watergate.

(Sorry, OP. I hope your problem has already resolve itself, or does, quickly!)

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Fri, Jul 26 2024, 8:41 am

Veggies first

Wrong. It's always women first.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Fri, Jul 26 2024, 9:18 am

Announcing Birth on Status

These unborns are becoming way too precocious.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Jul 26 2024, 12:39 pm

Spinoff. Best Hospital - Midwives of New Jersey

Is this a spinoff of Real Housewives of New Jersey? Lotsa luck with the ratings.

(And b'shaah tovah!)