I'm Kiwi13 and I'll ask YOU anything!

↑ Crookshanks

Wed, Jul 17 2024, 11:03 pm

Kiwi13 wrote:

Yay! I love this game too! 😊

Legend has it that a construction crew stumbled across an old staircase buried under my elementary school. Where do the stairs go? And why were they buried like an ancient archeological site?

They led to an ancient demon summoning room, and were closed off after one child too many summoned school-canceling demons.

↑ Kiwi13 ↓

Wed, Jul 17 2024, 11:22 pm

Hamayvin Yavin wrote:

Oooh my turn

So there you were, going about your day, everything bopping along great, until…

Someone with your same exact name made the news and everybody you ever met starts blowing up your phone trying to talk to you about it (because they don’t know about your name twin).

Who did what, and are you jealous or relieved it wasn’t you?

↑ Kiwi13 ↓

Wed, Jul 17 2024, 11:25 pm

buspickup wrote:

Ask away lol

Paper or plastic? We used to get a choice. Then we didn’t. Now we get what we get and we don’t get upset.

Except we DO get upset! And everybody’s got an opinion.

That’s where you come in… paper, plastic, or ___?

What’s the third option that solves all the problems and keeps everybody shopping in harmony? (And also doesn’t break before you unpack it.)

↑ Kiwi13 ↓

Wed, Jul 17 2024, 11:25 pm

Crookshanks wrote:

They led to an ancient demon summoning room, and were closed off after one child too many summoned school-canceling demons.

lol this is awesome!

ETA: I always wondered about those stairs. Now I know! 😂

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↑ Kiwi13 ↓

Wed, Jul 17 2024, 11:27 pm

advocate wrote:

I'm game for a game. Tia

All slang starts somewhere. Make up some new slang. Bonus points if you can get it to catch on around imamother. We’ll help you… maybe.

↑ Hamayvin Yavin

Wed, Jul 17 2024, 11:28 pm

Kiwi13 wrote:

This is actually really funny because this actually happened. Not the exact name but close enough that at first glance it sounds like me. My alter ego won a major beauty competition and lol yes, I’m a little jealous

↑ Kiwi13 ↓

Wed, Jul 17 2024, 11:29 pm

ap wrote:

I'll join

Sitcoms without their laughing tracks don’t land quite the same. But just adding a laugh track to any old show won’t necessarily make it a comedy.

If your life got its own laugh track, would it be a comedy? Or would there just be a bunch of giggling bullies we’d need to rally against on your behalf?

↑ buspickup ↓

Wed, Jul 17 2024, 11:35 pm

Kiwi13 wrote:

Of course take along shopping your old baby stroller. It has a lot of space, pushes easily and always practical. If you don’t have one climb up to your Bobby's attic and there you will fsure find something in style.

↑ ap

Wed, Jul 17 2024, 11:36 pm

Kiwi13 wrote:

Definately lots of bullies! Sad

↑ advocate

Wed, Jul 17 2024, 11:36 pm

Kiwi13 wrote:

All slang starts somewhere. Make up some new slang. Bonus points if you can get it to catch on around imamother. We’ll help you… maybe.

PARS please acknowledge receipt a statement
Usage: You're going out the front door and you say I'll see you later. No one answers you. You say pars?

SCED Self-Contained entertainment device
This is used for when you say something you find ivery amusing that no one else does, nor do you care! Basically an inside joke with yourself.

PREVERBAL The state of being where you have only recently woken up and just can't talk yet

↑ Kiwi13 ↓

Wed, Jul 17 2024, 11:38 pm

ap wrote:

Definately lots of bullies! Sad

Oh no… well, never you worry dear, those bullies don’t stand a chance against the collective yenting power of our ima army.

↑ buspickup

Wed, Jul 17 2024, 11:39 pm

advocate wrote:

I’m all in for preverbal LOL

↑ Kiwi13 ↓

Wed, Jul 17 2024, 11:39 pm

advocate wrote:

Love this! Let’s make it happen. Legit. 😎

Odelyah

Thu, Jul 18 2024, 2:47 am

Kiwi13 wrote:

paper bag without handles inside plastic with handles, right?
(except I don't think it's an option anymore. At least not where I live. But they started making the paper bags with handles, and of course there are the reusable shopping bags.)