What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ unnamed ↓

Wed, Jul 03 2024, 12:49 pm

What is the best thing about YOU?

Optimal comfort and support

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jul 03 2024, 1:37 pm

Jury Duty,NJ

Odd name for a town, but not as odd as Hell, Michigan and some towns in Amish Country. Hamevin yavin.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Wed, Jul 03 2024, 7:33 pm

I want to be hit

Win win. I was in the mood of hitting someone now Punch

come on over!

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jul 03 2024, 8:34 pm

Date Ideas for July 4
This year? 28 Sivan.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jul 03 2024, 8:41 pm

Change fame order

1. You can't order fame; either it comes or it doesn't.
2. And if it does come, you can't make it come before or after it comes to somebody else. It comes in whatever order it pleases.

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Wed, Jul 03 2024, 9:09 pm

Help! Shields for dummies

Loop your arm through the shield, hold it up to block sword, arrow, axe strikes. Won’t help much against bullets or bombs

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Thu, Jul 04 2024, 1:56 am

Married life
Push him or let him be?

Look, we’ve all been there. Men can be stupid. We’ve all wanted to push our men off of cliffs at some point or another. But resist the urge. Because murder is frowned upon. And let’s face it, they’d probably know it was you

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jul 04 2024, 1:44 pm

Swimming lessons for kids questions

While the lessons are advisable in any case, they're unlikely to make your kids forget about the questions you don't want them to ask.

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Thu, Jul 04 2024, 3:29 pm

Daughter packed herself..

Oh no! Can she breathe? Tell her to feel along the inside of the suitcase for the zipper and hook her fingernail into it to drag the zipper open. If that fails she should keep kicking and screaming and hopefully someone will hear her and get her out

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, Jul 04 2024, 5:44 pm

Period in 15 days

Talk about a run-on sentence!

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, Jul 04 2024, 5:45 pm

Birth Control
Until when

Until you're ready to get pregnant

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, Jul 04 2024, 5:49 pm

Dear OP

How long should we let her talk to herself before we let on that we know.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, Jul 04 2024, 6:36 pm

If you're good at finding links...

They're located at the top of your browser. Pretty easy to find.

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Thu, Jul 04 2024, 6:57 pm

Appropriate response when 13 year old son hits me

“Ow!”

↑ write4right ↓

Thu, Jul 04 2024, 8:08 pm

Help me find a mesivta

Troll alert. A little early for Bein Hazmanim but seems we have a bored teenage boy here. He really should be more subtle.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Thu, Jul 04 2024, 9:23 pm

Should I see a dentist or doctor?

Seems like you just want to see any professional. I say go to a therapist.

↑ GLUE ↓

Thu, Jul 04 2024, 9:57 pm

Knee highs: nude or suntan?

In this weather if you walk around with your high knee's nude they will get suntanned

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Fri, Jul 05 2024, 10:21 am

How do you keep kid's sneakers white for more than one day?

Don't let you kid wear them.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Sat, Jul 06 2024, 10:24 pm

Shatnez checking on the spot

If you're paying per garment, you might as well get the whole thing checked.

↑ Tao ↓

Sun, Jul 07 2024, 10:11 am

The heaven hotel

I called up to ask about pricing, the manager said there'd be gehinnom to pay