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↑ Busybee5 ↓

Tue, Jun 04 2024, 1:19 pm

How much tip for $12 manicure?

Sounds a reasonable price, but I'd still want the full tip of my nail done.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Tue, Jun 04 2024, 1:41 pm

Cheesecake batter sitting in the fridge

Ohhh lucky batter, I haven't sat all day.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Tue, Jun 04 2024, 1:42 pm

I Keep Gaining Weight

Well I'm not surprised if you do the cheese cake and ice cream diet!

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Tue, Jun 04 2024, 3:21 pm

Fresh nuts

I'm about to go crazy. Should I let tyou know when I'm done?

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Tue, Jun 04 2024, 3:26 pm

Im Going Crazy!

Here we go. More fresh nuts.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jun 04 2024, 3:30 pm

How do working parents go to the country?
They don't, unless they work in a school system and have the summer off.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Tue, Jun 04 2024, 6:01 pm

Outbrain

I try to keep what's left of mine inside.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Tue, Jun 04 2024, 6:06 pm

Mix cookie crumbs with butter?

Is this even a question? Everything tastes better with butter.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Jun 04 2024, 8:14 pm

How to be chilled?

Option 1- hang out in a commercial freezer
Option 2- scratch a penny across a blackboard

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Jun 04 2024, 8:15 pm

I'm going crazy!

Welcome to the club. I've been here a while.

↑ schoolbus

Wed, Jun 05 2024, 5:43 am

Can’t seem to get challah straight

Then make it round, I’m sure it will taste just as good

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Wed, Jun 05 2024, 8:35 am

Solutions Please!! Toddler throwing stuff down from the porc

I see he threw down the h too!

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jun 05 2024, 1:06 pm

Do you have personal experience with pepper underwear?
No, but it sounds very uncomfortable. If you're cold, try putting pepper in your shoes and gloves instead.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jun 05 2024, 1:08 pm

What do you tell the kallah at her wedding?
Mazal Tov is a good start.

Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Wed, Jun 05 2024, 1:24 pm

Diffusers in kosher stores are making me sick

Stick to the non kosher stores then. If you’re pregnant you may want to worry. Sounds too much like rivkah being pregnant with Esav and Yakov

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Wed, Jun 05 2024, 3:29 pm

How to look small

Stand near Robert Wadlow, or any very tall person.
And be humble like Har Sinai was.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Wed, Jun 05 2024, 3:33 pm

What do you do to fill up your cup?

I turn on the tap . Some people might cry as their self care!

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Jun 05 2024, 4:04 pm

Ground Walnuts & Filberts. Extra points for diary

Well this is certainly an unusual request, but I'll give it a shot.

Walnuts and Filberts, you're both grounded for the week. No arguments.
--
Dear Diary,

Today I grounded Walnuts and Filberts. I sure hope they learn their lesson.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Jun 05 2024, 4:06 pm

Very very difficult for me to be alone with all my kids

Well, of course. Being alone requires no one being with you.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jun 05 2024, 6:43 pm

Neighbors food
No matter how hungry you are, your neighbors are not food. Go eat grass or paper or something.

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