What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ patzer ↓

Wed, May 29 2024, 6:38 pm

Peanut ball

Okay, this sounds like a recipe that I need. But why is it classified under "birth stories"??? Scratching Head

No one eats peanut balls while being born!

↑ MiracleMama ↓

Wed, May 29 2024, 7:23 pm

Birth Story: Peanut Ball

Is this some metaphoric way to describe how much you slaved away in the kitchen creating this culinary delicacy?

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, May 30 2024, 6:26 am

patzer wrote:

Peanut ball

Okay, this sounds like a recipe that I need. But why is it classified under "birth stories"??? Scratching Head

No one eats peanut balls while being born!

Or, one hopes, while giving birth. Terrible risk of aspirating the peanut ball, whatever a peanut ball may be.

↑ imasinger ↓

Thu, May 30 2024, 6:54 am

Camp linen 7th grade

I never heard of that camp, has it been in existence for long?

If they like singing, I might have some sheet music for them.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Thu, May 30 2024, 6:57 am

imasinger wrote:

Camp linen 7th grade

I never heard of that camp, has it been in existence for long?

If they like singing, I might have some sheet music for them.

"Oy veyyyyy
I misplaced my duvetttt..."
🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎼🎵🎶🎸📻

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, May 30 2024, 6:57 am

imasinger wrote:

Camp linen 7th grade

I never heard of that camp, has it been in existence for long?

If they like singing, I might have some sheet music for them.

Hahahahaha!

↑ NechaMom ↓

Thu, May 30 2024, 6:59 am

S/O Camp Maaminim First Time

Also an original camp name. I guess all the typical ones were taken.

↑ peace2

Thu, May 30 2024, 7:07 am

Should newlyweds be on Imamother?

Should anyone...?

↑ chanatron1000 ↓

Thu, May 30 2024, 10:53 am

S/O: Ex’s Showing People DO Care What Others Think Of Them…

I'm sorry your significant other's ex is inserting herself into your life like that.

↑ MiracleMama ↓

Thu, May 30 2024, 12:17 pm

Help writing a birthday message

I have always found this very effective: Happy birthday!

↑ Genius ↓

Thu, May 30 2024, 12:26 pm

chanatron1000 wrote:

S/O: Ex’s Showing People DO Care What Others Think Of Them…

I'm sorry your significant other's ex is inserting herself into your life like that.

Why didn’t I even entertain the thought that this thread will be anything but ex spouse related?

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, May 30 2024, 1:19 pm

Cant seem to get challah straight
It doesn't have to be--it's braided.

↑ imthatawesome ↓

Thu, May 30 2024, 1:42 pm

Cant seem to get challah straight

Well, if conversion therapy has proven anything it’s that your challah will likely never be straight.

↑ patzer ↓

Thu, May 30 2024, 1:44 pm

Lady finger shortage
That sounds like a genuinely frightening medical emergency.

↑ imthatawesome ↓

Thu, May 30 2024, 1:45 pm

Do you like your job? I'm divorced

Do you like apples? I’m a pharaoh

Do you like pigeons? I’m a phlebotomist

Do you like cups? I’m a triangle

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, May 30 2024, 2:01 pm

Lady finger shortage

I have 10, but I plan on keeping them. Sorry.

↑ Brit in Israel ↓

Thu, May 30 2024, 2:03 pm

Lady finger shortage

Try Men-toes they may be a good substitute.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Thu, May 30 2024, 3:34 pm

Lady finger shortage

🤔 Sounds concerning, but we humans can live without fingers. Not ideal but I've never heard of a finger transplant from others.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Thu, May 30 2024, 3:35 pm

The Happy Wife wrote:

Lady finger shortage

I have 10, but I plan on keeping them. Sorry.

Haha I just saw these. Too funny.

↑ Tao ↓

Thu, May 30 2024, 6:28 pm

Mars & Venus in the bedroom

No thanks. Then they'd be no room for me. Or, you know, anyone on the planet.