What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ NechaMom ↓

Wed, May 15 2024, 8:42 pm

How much do you make?

Depends if I drank prune juice that day.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, May 15 2024, 9:52 pm

Non maternity maternity

Orthodox but not

Ok, what’s next? Sugar and carbs but calorie free?

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, May 15 2024, 9:55 pm

Should I worry?

Absolutely
I think we established that a while ago- a mother without worry or guilt is like maternity not maternity and orthodox but not…
Like is she even a good Jewish mother?

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, May 15 2024, 10:13 pm

What’s your PSA?

Please serve apples.

It’s the 2024 version of an apple a day keeps the doctor away (which is why I’m a big Apple📱fan)

↑ Tao ↓

Wed, May 15 2024, 10:19 pm

NechaMom wrote:

How much do you make?

Depends if I drank prune juice that day.

↑ BusyBoys ↓

Wed, May 15 2024, 10:21 pm

Sunny Days wrote:

Non maternity maternity

Orthodox but not

Ok, what’s next? Sugar and carbs but calorie free?

What a lovely unicorn

↑ Tao ↓

Wed, May 15 2024, 10:21 pm

NechaMom wrote:

The birds and the beans

You're on fire today Necha LOL

just catching up on this thread now

↑ BusyBoys ↓

Wed, May 15 2024, 10:23 pm

Sunny Days wrote:

Should I worry?

Absolutely
I think we established that a while ago- a mother without worry or guilt is like maternity not maternity and orthodox but not…
Like is she even a good Jewish mother?

↑ BusyBoys ↓

Wed, May 15 2024, 10:25 pm

What’s your PSA?

Please Stay Away.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, May 15 2024, 10:30 pm

BusyBoys wrote:

What’s your PSA?

Please Stay Away.

Hey I like this!

I’ll do this while
Playing,
Surfing (on my)
Apple (device)

↑ BusyBoys ↓

Wed, May 15 2024, 10:33 pm

Sunny Days wrote:

Hey I like this!

I’ll do this while
Playing,
Surfing (on my)
Apple (device)

A new code word for the kids.
Consequences of not listening will be

Potch
Smack
After dinner chore

↑ BusyBoys ↓

Wed, May 15 2024, 10:40 pm

Br*ast milk storage

Right inside my br*asts, near the production line

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, May 15 2024, 10:47 pm

BusyBoys wrote:

A new code word for the kids.
Consequences of not listening will be

Potch
Smack
After dinner chore

Which is worse? A potch or smack? (Asking for a friend)

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, May 15 2024, 11:00 pm

Let’s lean into this

(High end purchases- a safe haven)

Ooh! This is so comfy and plush. I’ll be making sure to lean into this high end luxury cyber space veeeerrry frequently!

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, May 15 2024, 11:04 pm

Cutting sheitel shorter for tznius- can you recommend?

Highly recommend! The zechus is yours forever and ever! Daven while cutting your hair korban

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, May 15 2024, 11:05 pm

Child with disability out of Lakewood

Doesn’t exist

↑ Tao ↓

Wed, May 15 2024, 11:06 pm

The Happy Wife wrote:

Surrendered wife

All right, I give up!

They should do a spinoff The Surrendered Mom.
"Oh you didn't like breakfast, anything in your lunchbox, or dinner for the fourth day this week? I give up!"
PS If anyone is looking for a very adorable 4 year old who eats absolutely nothing that isn't a sour stick, I know one who's Mommy is on the verge of giving him away

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, May 15 2024, 11:07 pm

Self destructive thread
Uh oh. Hamas troll get away. That thread looks suspicious

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, May 15 2024, 11:10 pm

Quote:

The Happy Wife wrote:
Surrendered wife

All right, I give up!

You were a happy wife and now a surrendered wife or once you surrendered you became happy? Inquiring 🧐 minds want to know…

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, May 16 2024, 9:13 am

What's your PSA?
Wrong forum. Try Abafather. (המבין יבין.)