What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Fri, Apr 26 2024, 2:28 pm

How do you choose lipstick color online?

Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Fri, Apr 26 2024, 2:30 pm

How crowded was your outing today?

Very. I went to the grocery store.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Fri, Apr 26 2024, 2:44 pm

Ready Pesach Crumbs

Pre-crumbled matza. Pour straight onto the tablecloth and floor.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Fri, Apr 26 2024, 2:48 pm

Gown for bro in law wedding 35 wks preg

Your bro in law wears gowns and is 35 wks pregnant??

↑ GLUE ↓

Fri, Apr 26 2024, 2:56 pm

Suburban problems?

Where do I start?
You need a car to go anywhere
You will need to drive your kids everywhere
Your neighbors might light firecrackers in front of your house
Your neighbors might use your bikes because they where left out side
Your street might have pot holes
Wildlife like deer, raccoons, bears, might live in your yard

That's all I can think of right now....

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Fri, Apr 26 2024, 3:13 pm

Any hardware-hosiery stores open in Brooklyn on chol hamoed

Perfect if your bro in law needs hosiery to go with his gown.

↑ zaq ↓

Sat, Apr 27 2024, 11:26 pm

What to do with whipped topping?
Dump it, burn it, flush it down the toilet. It's poison.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Apr 28 2024, 12:04 am

WWYD? Is this even a shaila?

Yes. WWYD was followed by a question mark. That's your sign that it was a shaila. A command or statement would just have a period.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Apr 28 2024, 1:54 am

What do you think when you see me?

I think of my grocery list and what I still need to cook. Sorry if you spent money you don't have, to buy clothes you don't need, to impress people you don't know. I have other things on my mind.

↑ Success10 ↓

Mon, Apr 29 2024, 3:24 pm

Hep Shot in the hospital

Oish, wishing Hep a speedy recovery from getting shot. But at least he was already in a hospital.

↑ imthatawesome ↓

Wed, May 01 2024, 12:25 am

Ribnitz kever pregnant

B’sha tova to the Ribnitzer, I guess.

This is a whole new meaning to circle of life

↑ imasinger ↓

Wed, May 01 2024, 12:37 am

Leftover shredded roast

I'm clearly too tired, because I read this as leftover shredded toast, and was wondering...

↑ NechaMom ↓

Wed, May 01 2024, 1:18 am

Ribnitzer kever pregnant

I never saw a pregnant kever. But all sorts of miracles happen in Ribnitz. Wonder when the kever is due. This is one story I really want to follow.

↑ GLUE ↓

Wed, May 01 2024, 1:56 am

Where to get towels with names?

I name my own towels I did not know you could get towels that are already named.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, May 01 2024, 9:21 am

Bulletproof Vest for Women

Pairs nicely with bulletproof stockings

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, May 01 2024, 9:51 am

Cheap white boys Shabbos shoes

You might be a cheap white boy if...

↑ Success10 ↓

Thu, May 02 2024, 4:16 pm

Need 2 dresses for 2 weddings

Well, give your first marriage a chance at least.

↑ bebrave ↓

Thu, May 02 2024, 4:29 pm

Are my feelings valid?
If they're your feelings then they're valid, no?

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, May 02 2024, 5:04 pm

Are my feelings valid?
Check the date on your feelings card. If the date is today's date or later, yes, they are. If the date has already passed, sorry, they're no longer valid and you will need to get new ones.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, May 02 2024, 5:26 pm

I drank prune juice over pesach
Unless it had no hechsher, there is no need to feel guilty.