What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Mar 19 2024, 3:43 pm

How much should challah rolls weigh?
That would depend on their height and age.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Tue, Mar 19 2024, 4:34 pm

Woman and child collecting Lkwd grocery

I hope they leave some of the grocery behind for others.

↑ Tao ↓

Tue, Mar 19 2024, 9:36 pm

Can I leave her home alone?

If she's really great with booby traps and you're okay with potential fire hazards, then sure.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Mar 20 2024, 9:24 am

Gefilte fish cookie recipe?

With chocolate chips or with raisins?

↑ Success10 ↓

Wed, Mar 20 2024, 10:35 am

Cheapest bright red lipstick

All bright red lipstick looks pretty cheap

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, Mar 20 2024, 12:36 pm

Purim- in Purim forum

What a novelty and what a giveaway title! I’m intrigued as I hear this is the hot topic of a very close upcoming holiday!

Do spill!

↑ NechaMom ↓

Wed, Mar 20 2024, 7:31 pm

An outlet that works on my daughter's strength

I wouldn't try to charge her. Seems unsafe. Just send her to bed instead.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Mar 20 2024, 10:37 pm

Pls help me train my cleaners

First, gently brush all loose dirt off the shoes. Then...oh, wait, you said train your cleaners, not clean your trainers. Never mind.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Thu, Mar 21 2024, 2:59 am

Principal on Purim
Absolutely!
The Torah and halachos are still shayich even though we’re merry and tipsy, kids on sugar overload and dressed up.
Keep to your principals!

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Thu, Mar 21 2024, 3:05 am

I’m bored 😂 I’m a mom of a SN child AMA

Is bored supposed to represent the v’nahapachu meaning?
SN child or not- I did not dream the word bored and mom can ever go together in a sentence in this part of the Jewish calendar…

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, Mar 21 2024, 11:06 am

Do you space kids for financial reasons?

Absolutely. Especially when they're hyper. Too many kids close together are very likely to break stuff, and it gets expensive to replace.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Mar 21 2024, 12:01 pm

I just want a heter for minor fasts!!!
No need--you are absolutely allowed to fast minor fasts.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Thu, Mar 21 2024, 12:31 pm

ISO addiction thread

You mean threads, right? No need to do a special search! Just log in and go, the site itself can be addictive…

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, Mar 21 2024, 2:39 pm

Zexy as an adjective

Zex is a noun. Zexy is an adjective. Zexily is an adverb.

This is officially the weirdest grammar lesson I've been involved in.

↑ Success10 ↓

Thu, Mar 21 2024, 2:51 pm

Rx band fall

Wait, what? Prescription strength wigs? Does it solve the shaitel headaches problem?

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, Mar 21 2024, 4:43 pm

How Do You View Your Looks?

In a mirror.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Thu, Mar 21 2024, 8:17 pm

Help me with my potato kugel

Sure. Pass it over and I’ll gladly finish it off for ya

↑ Tao ↓

Thu, Mar 21 2024, 8:41 pm

Would you give up your smartphone for Moshiach?

I mean, I didn't realize he was in the market for a new phone. But I'm sure someone can arrange one for him, if he needs.

↑ Tao ↓

Thu, Mar 21 2024, 8:44 pm

Love this clip

personally, I'm more of a headband person. Also, why are you ordering me around about what I should love? Al taam ve'reach, and all that.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Thu, Mar 21 2024, 8:46 pm

Would you give up your smartphone for Moshiach?

Would be my honor. But will be know how to use it?