What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Tue, Mar 05 2024, 7:21 pm

(In Shidduchim)

Elizabeth NJ

I don't know an Elizabeth from NJ. It's quite an English, royal name though.
If she's nicknamed Lizzy then I may have someone for her called Izzy.

↑ Tao ↓

Tue, Mar 05 2024, 9:31 pm

Paper due in 5 days and I'm just procratinating

That's not called procrastinating. A lot of babies are born even closer to their due date than 5 days before, on their due date, or even well after!
(Also while I have you: I know weird names are in right now, but Paper? Really? I don't think they'll thank you for that one.... Can I suggest Piper maybe, instead?)

↑ Tao ↓

Tue, Mar 05 2024, 11:13 pm

why was the feminist megillah one deleted? so funny!

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Mar 05 2024, 11:27 pm

Things you used to do that make you scratch your head now

Shared a brush with that girl who had lice. Boy am I scratching. At wits end

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Mar 05 2024, 11:30 pm

Being around toxic in law while pregnant

Definite no no. Only non polluted air for you and unborn baby.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Mar 05 2024, 11:31 pm

zaq wrote:

Backend development training
Ask the Kardashian sisters, who have exceptionally developed back ends. Not that I think this is a good thing, but evidently you do.

Can't breathe Rolling Laughter

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Mar 06 2024, 12:38 am

Omg! I can’t believe how dumb I am
But I can.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, Mar 06 2024, 9:53 am

zaq wrote:

Omg! I can’t believe how dumb I am
But I can.

Gee thanks!
(I’m op LOL

)

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, Mar 06 2024, 9:54 am

NechaMom wrote:

Things you used to do that make you scratch your head now

Shared a brush with that girl who had lice. Boy am I scratching. At wits end

I hope the lice didn’t make it onto the triplets, quadruplets, quintuplets thread…

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, Mar 06 2024, 11:52 am

Needlepoint Monroe
Forget it, don’t even try! Way harder than finding a needle in a single haystack. You know how many acres Monroe has? And how many acres of farmland? And that means lots of hay too

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Mar 06 2024, 7:05 pm

Biden: Is Refusing To Debate An Acknowledgment of Senility?

I sure hope not. I also refuse to debate. 😳

↑ Tao ↓

Wed, Mar 06 2024, 7:17 pm

The Lakewood people don't see

I have many friends and family in Lakewood, and their vision is perfect. Maybe it's just the people you're hanging out with?

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Mar 06 2024, 7:37 pm

Ovulation & Conception
Hungry
For eggs? 😵‍💫

Last edited by The Happy Wife on Wed, Mar 06 2024, 9:02 pm; edited 1 time in total

↑ Tao ↓

Wed, Mar 06 2024, 7:43 pm

Morah's, would this annoy you? Phone, one off.

I'm not a morah, but the punctuation (or lack of) in this title definitely annoys me.

↑ imthatawesome ↓

Wed, Mar 06 2024, 8:18 pm

1 yo girl wedding

Even Rochel Imeinu waited until 3. At 1, she isn’t necessarily even capable of walking down the aisle

↑ Tao ↓

Wed, Mar 06 2024, 9:50 pm

Another MM thread. Brainstorming......

Weird theme. Definitely original though. I've never gotten a brainstorming-themed MM before

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, Mar 07 2024, 9:54 am

Tipping hugely pregnant morah

Leave the poor morah alone! She's not a weeble.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Thu, Mar 07 2024, 11:02 am

Am I supposed to tip the guys who put my couch together?
Tipping hugely pregnant morah

Just give the couch to the hugely pregnant morah and skip all tips

↑ NechaMom ↓

Thu, Mar 07 2024, 11:04 am

imthatawesome wrote:

1 yo girl wedding

Even Rochel Imeinu waited until 3. At 1, she isn’t necessarily even capable of walking down the aisle

You mean Rivka
You're awesome anyway

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Thu, Mar 07 2024, 1:34 pm

Tipping hugely pregnant morah

Please don't tip her over! She most likely falls over herself if she's that massive, she doesn't need tipping.