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amother

↑ Peru

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amother

NeonYellow

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↑ Einikel ↓

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amother

Orchid ↓

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amother

↑ Orchid

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↑ Einikel

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cheese cake ↓

Sun, Sep 10 2023, 11:28 pm

↑ BH Yom Yom ↓

Mon, Sep 11 2023, 7:15 am

cheese cake wrote:

Haha yes, this!

↑ a2z ↓

Sun, Nov 19 2023, 11:33 am

Bump

↑ Moonlight

Mon, Nov 20 2023, 12:42 pm

Moonlight wrote:

I think I need to bookmark this page permanently!

Bumping up for fun Smile

↑ singleagain

Mon, Nov 20 2023, 2:13 pm

amother

↑ Ruby ↓

Mon, Nov 20 2023, 9:24 pm

amother

↑ Ruby

Mon, Nov 20 2023, 9:33 pm

↑ a2z ↓

Thu, Feb 29 2024, 9:52 am

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their
family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the
worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain
transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.

Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the
brain yourselves.."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great
length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a
female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding
eye contact with the women,

but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question
everyone wanted to ask,

"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the
price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

↑ a2z ↓

Thu, Feb 29 2024, 9:53 am

LETTER FROM A FARM KID... NOW A SAN DIEGO MARINE CORPS RECRUIT

Dear Ma and Pa,
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. but I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc. but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you til noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.

We go on "route marches", which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is nice but awful flat. The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter,

Abigail

↑ a2z

Thu, Feb 29 2024, 12:27 pm

↑ cheese cake ↓

Thu, Feb 29 2024, 7:41 pm