What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, Feb 01 2024, 12:47 pm

What middle girl name goes with this??

Wait, there are names specifically for middle girls?

↑ NechaMom ↓

Thu, Feb 01 2024, 1:51 pm

What middle girl name goes with this?

This Esther
This Ahuva
This Rina

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, Feb 01 2024, 2:01 pm

NechaMom wrote:

What middle girl name goes with this?

This Esther
This Ahuva
This Rina

Personally I'd go with This for a first girl, and That for a middle girl.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Thu, Feb 01 2024, 2:10 pm

The Happy Wife wrote:

Personally I'd go with This for a first girl, and That for a middle girl.

And The Other for a boy.

↑ write4right ↓

Thu, Feb 01 2024, 2:50 pm

Would you buy a house with a mouse?

I would not could not buy this house
I would not buy it with the mouse
I would not buy it with a moose
I would not buy it with a goose
I would not buy it with a gator
I will not buy it now or later!

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, Feb 01 2024, 6:27 pm

"Lose"=misplace something/drop weight. "Loose" = not tight.

If your weight gets loose enough, it might fall off on its own. Maybe they've got it right after all.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, Feb 01 2024, 6:51 pm

Jackson,NJ for 800k?

Sounds like a bargain for a whole city, but the taxes will be exorbitant.

↑ imthatawesome ↓

Thu, Feb 01 2024, 7:24 pm

How do you fit beds for everyone?

🎶 There were 10 in the bed and the little one said, ”Roll over! Roll over!”
And they all rolled over and someone fell out. 🎶

↑ peace2 ↓

Thu, Feb 01 2024, 8:30 pm

Is lube safe
Last I spoke to her she said she locked the door so I hope so

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Thu, Feb 01 2024, 8:47 pm

Can't see eye to eye on money

If you look very closely you'll see eye to eye on each presidents face. It's hard to miss.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Thu, Feb 01 2024, 9:07 pm

Are there any kosher stool softeners?

Are you planning to eat them??? shock

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Thu, Feb 01 2024, 9:20 pm

Teach me how to make chicken on the bone

First you'll need to purchase an egg laying hen.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Feb 01 2024, 9:49 pm

What name goes well with Shayna?
Meidel

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Feb 01 2024, 9:50 pm

Don’t like my child’s name
Who cares? It's what your child thinks that matters.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Thu, Feb 01 2024, 9:52 pm

zaq wrote:

What name goes well with Shayna?
Meidel

Check the previous page.
2 great minds...

↑ imthatawesome ↓

Thu, Feb 01 2024, 10:49 pm

How to add spice

Go to your spice cupboard if you have one, otherwise go to a grocery store and ask where the spices are, take spice (pay for it, if you’re in the grocery store). Locate the lid. Open lid. While in an upright position, begin tapping the spice bottle with your finger (alternatively, lightly shake it to and fro) over whatever it is you’d like to add spice to.

Presto!

Spice added

↑ GLUE ↓

Thu, Feb 01 2024, 11:16 pm

Which do you predict?

-taxes are going to go up
-traffic is going to get worse
-parking is going to get harder

↑ NechaMom ↓

Fri, Feb 02 2024, 12:23 am

Mishpacha dump in Williamsburg

The poor mother. I’m sometimes tempted to dump my mishpacha somewhere too but it would be embarrassing if it hit the headlines!

↑ FortySeven ↓

Fri, Feb 02 2024, 1:09 am

imthatawesome wrote:

Huge valley of miscommunication feels too big to bridge

Perhaps if you jump from the Mountain of Disappointment and River of resentment?

If you would've climbed Mt Everest maybe you would have had an easier time with this

↑ goldfish1

Fri, Feb 02 2024, 4:20 am

writeread wrote:

I cam on here to say the same thing!!!