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  imthatawesome  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 31 2024, 10:07 pm
Would you buy a house with a mouse?

Computer or the pooping kind?
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  Success10  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 31 2024, 10:32 pm
Would you buy a house with a mouse?

Same Dr. Seuss vibes that we got from that "Have you ever given birth on a boat?" thread...
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 31 2024, 10:38 pm
Would you buy a house with a mouse?

Would you buy a boat with a goat?
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  nightingale1




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 31 2024, 10:39 pm
Success10 wrote:
Would you buy a house with a mouse?

Same Dr. Seuss vibes that we got from that "Have you ever given birth on a boat?" thread...

Same!
My brain is going

A house with a mouse?
What’s next, a louse?
You can try to douse
The mouse
Out of the house
Before it gets seen by your spouse
Or they may start to espouse
They do not like the mouse
Or the house
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 31 2024, 10:40 pm
imthatawesome wrote:
Would you buy a house with a mouse?

Are they charging extra for the mouse?


Actually the price is dropping(s)
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 31 2024, 10:41 pm
Success10 wrote:
Would you buy a house with a mouse?

Same Dr. Seuss vibes that we got from that "Have you ever given birth on a boat?" thread...


Saw your post after I posted. I guess we all got Dr Seuss vibes here...
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  Success10  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 31 2024, 10:43 pm
Queen Of Hearts wrote:
Saw your post after I posted. I guess we all got Dr Seuss vibes here...


Linking it here because it was a classic:
https://www.imamother.com/foru.....38533
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 31 2024, 10:43 pm
Food safety at in laws

If you feel Food is being abused by your in laws I would advise calling FPS
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 31 2024, 10:44 pm
Success10 wrote:
Linking it here because it was a classic:
https://www.imamother.com/foru.....38533


Ha! I guess Dr Seuss is deeply ingrained in all of us
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  Success10  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 31 2024, 10:54 pm
nightingale1 wrote:
Same!
My brain is going

A house with a mouse?
What’s next, a louse?
You can try to douse
The mouse
Out of the house
Before it gets seen by your spouse
Or they may start to espouse
They do not like the mouse
Or the house


I would not buy a house with a mouse
Thus I swore, up and down
I will not buy a flat or house
With vermin anywhere in town!
I hate rodents, yes I do
I avoid them most every day
I won't take my kids to the petting zoo
And I dare not ride on the subway
A house with a mouse is a big NO
I can't stay far enough away
Unless it's a coveted house in Brooklyn
Then a mouse is a small price to pay
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  The Happy Wife  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 01 2024, 4:21 am
For those who eat only spelt please share info!

Calling all speltetarians!
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  NechaMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 01 2024, 6:01 am
What name goes well with Shayna?

Maidel
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  essie14  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 01 2024, 7:00 am
When to get a new couch

When the old one is worn out
Or
When you want a new one
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 01 2024, 7:02 am
I miss my old body

Why don't you shoot her an email to say Hi! You can meet and catch up over lunch.
No wait....lunch got you to lose touch with each other in the first place! I know....meet up at the gym!
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  essie14  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 01 2024, 7:02 am
Help

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  imthatawesome  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 01 2024, 7:06 am
Queen Of Hearts wrote:
I miss my old body

Why don't you shoot her an email to say Hi! You can meet and catch up over lunch.
No wait....lunch got you to lose touch with each other in the first place! I know....meet up at the gym!


Or maybe at the body shop
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  The Happy Wife  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 01 2024, 7:53 am
Would you buy a house with a mouse?

Only if they're splitting the mortgage with me.
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  imthatawesome  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 01 2024, 8:57 am
Huge valley of miscommunication feels too big to bridge

Perhaps if you jump from the Mountain of Disappointment and River of resentment?
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 01 2024, 9:13 am
I miss my single self

You can shoot her an email too. But I don't think you want to reunite. Am I right?
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 01 2024, 9:15 am
imthatawesome wrote:
Or maybe at the body shop


If you're at the point that you look like an automobile. Vroom vroom
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