What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 12:20 pm

Tao wrote:

My husband gifted me

That is awful, and illegal in most countries. Women are no longer considered the property of their husbands, and he has no right to gift you to anyone.

Omg you guys , the last bunch have me in hysterics!! Thanks so much for the laugh, 😂

↑ Success10 ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 12:20 pm

S/o chicken on the bone

I have nothing witty to say. I just can't believe a thread about chicken on the bone inpired a spinoff. I mean, what could be so controversial about chicken on the bone??

↑ Success10 ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 12:39 pm

Why did you decide to leave kollel?

I didn't decide to leave; they threw me out! The nerve! Something about not being suitable...

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 1:50 pm

Use a non Jewish s*x therapist

I'd rather not, hope that's ok!

↑ it’s okay!

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 1:57 pm

Brother scan and cut vs cricut

There are many, but the biggest difference is that my brother needs a lot of nudging before he'd do what I ask him

↑ Tao ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 2:10 pm

Winter holiday ideas

The only ones I know of are Chanukah and Xmas. Are they making new holidays now?

↑ Tao ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 2:12 pm

The Happy Wife wrote:

Mock shredded cheese

Eww, you're so thin and stringy. The sliced cheese looks much more put together.

Took me a few minutes, then I almost spat out my drink Rolling Laughter

↑ Tao ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 2:13 pm

Success10 wrote:

S/o chicken on the bone

I have nothing witty to say. I just can't believe a thread about chicken on the bone inpired a spinoff. I mean, what could be so controversial about chicken on the bone??

↑ schoolbus ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 2:21 pm

Tao wrote:

Took me a few minutes, then I almost spat out my drink Rolling Laughter

This one is the best reaction I ever saw on this thread!
Eta, I meant the one you quoted

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 3:36 pm

Why did you decide to leave kollel?

I was never there in the first place. Is this ImaMan?

↑ Tao ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 4:00 pm

Yogurts for kids

At the moment, I think I'll keep the kids. Come back to me with your yogurts when the kids are teenagers; I'll probably be open to making the trade then.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 5:07 pm

Tao wrote:

Winter holiday ideas

The only ones I know of are Chanukah and Xmas. Are they making new holidays now?

Kwanzaa...new. Saturnalia...very,very old. Winter solstice...old. For more December hols, see https://www.learnreligions.com.....21472

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 5:19 pm

Nervous to see my parents

I know you're nervous but Mommy is laboring for hours. And Daddy's white as a sheet. Come on out Little one, will ya?

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 5:32 pm

Wedding gown for postpartum

The wedding gown is supposed to precede the birth, not follow it. This is, after all, a frum site.

↑ newinbp ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 6:38 pm

Do you think there will be a blizard this year?

A blizard lizard

↑ GLUE ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 7:06 pm

Is it just me?!

yes

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 9:38 pm

The wig outlet

Dunno about your wig but mine gets her outlet at the wig salon where she's shampooed and pampered and set. She looks pretty rejuvenated when I pick her up.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 9:44 pm

Personality fix

I'd rather get my chocolate or sugar fix. It's more effective.

↑ imthatawesome ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 10:06 pm

Would you buy a house with a mouse?

Are they charging extra for the mouse?

↑ imthatawesome ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 10:06 pm

Would you buy a house with a mouse?

Is Cinderellas castle for sale?