What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ Tao ↓

Thu, Jan 25 2024, 12:02 am

Didn't nurse at night, supply going down

Yes, I imagine it's hard for hospitals to find nurses to cover the night shift. I don't blame you for wanting to be off duty then. I can't imagine how it would affect the amount of people being admitted to hospital, though.

↑ scruffy ↓

Thu, Jan 25 2024, 11:29 am

Bidet on Shabbos, YT, Tisha B'av, YK

I would recommend using it more frequently than that

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Thu, Jan 25 2024, 12:46 pm

Adding a 2nd cup of coffee in 2nd trimester

Will you be adding a third cup in your third trimester?

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jan 25 2024, 7:29 pm

Calming down toys. Guidance needed!
First find out why the toys are getting excited or nervous, then eliminate the cause.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jan 25 2024, 8:26 pm

Is 5 bottles a day ok
Depends on what’s in the bottles

How do we get mopeds off our streets?
Put them on the sidewalk

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Thu, Jan 25 2024, 10:54 pm

zaq wrote:

Calming down toys. Guidance needed!
First find out why the toys are getting excited or nervous, then eliminate the cause.

Cause=batteries. Remove all batteries. Your house will be calmer and quieter.

My first child had all his toys singing and yapping away. Rest of my kids have quiet toys. I never replaced the batteries 🙈
Now my kids are big enough to realize they need batteries. Oh well....

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Thu, Jan 25 2024, 10:57 pm

Can you beat this for funniness??

What should I beat up? And why do you find violence amusing?

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Fri, Jan 26 2024, 1:50 am

If someone becomes niddah

No way! That would make her an anomaly on this site.

↑ scruffy ↓

Fri, Jan 26 2024, 12:39 pm

Where to buy a good urn in Brooklyn

Try a non Jewish funeral parlor.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Sat, Jan 27 2024, 7:38 pm

What do you identify as?

Straight, female.

Ohhh you meant what community/frumkeit level are you at?

↑ Tao ↓

Sat, Jan 27 2024, 8:15 pm

Pregnancy & Childbirth
How long did it take you

Well, my first pregnancy lasted 10 months. Luckily, my second was only 9.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Sat, Jan 27 2024, 9:00 pm

Wedding dress for two year old

Oh gosh not another under age bride Can't Believe It

↑ zaq ↓

Sat, Jan 27 2024, 9:02 pm

PSA: Stanley Cups have lead

So what? The hockey trophy is for show; nobody actually drinks from it.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sat, Jan 27 2024, 9:02 pm

Baltimore open motze Shabbos

I’d assume so. I never heard of a city closing down at specific times.

↑ zaq ↓

Sat, Jan 27 2024, 9:04 pm

PSA: Stanley Cups have lead

Correction: the winners of the Stanley Cup have led (all the rest).

↑ zaq ↓

Sat, Jan 27 2024, 9:08 pm

Boys are jealous of girls
And vice versa

↑ zaq ↓

Sat, Jan 27 2024, 9:09 pm

Wedding dress for two year old

Unnecessary. Even in India they abolished child marriages.

↑ corolla

Sat, Jan 27 2024, 9:10 pm

Ugh you guys beat me to the 2 yr old wedding dress!

↑ GLUE ↓

Sat, Jan 27 2024, 9:13 pm

zaq wrote:

Wedding dress for two year old

Unnecessary. Even in India they abolished child marriages.

Some states in the US have no age minimum for getting married.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Sat, Jan 27 2024, 9:16 pm

GLUE wrote:

Some states in the US have no age minimum for getting married.

Sometimes we've gotta use our common sense 😜