What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Tue, Jan 23 2024, 9:27 pm

Lava cake filling

My recipe calls for real lava. Careful, it's hot!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Wed, Jan 24 2024, 12:54 am

If you don't like saying how many children you have

You can count with your fingers. And if you have more than 10 take off your shoes and use your toes. No need to say the number.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Jan 24 2024, 10:39 am

Do you give your husband a baby gift?

No. Why would I do that? He's a grown man.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Wed, Jan 24 2024, 12:34 pm

Do you give your husband a baby gift?

Ummmm....excuse me!! Who just carried this baby for 9 months, labored for hours, pushed it out, got stitched up, bleeding and leaking all over the place, etc, etc...
Now, who should be getting whom a gift!?!

↑ write4right ↓

Wed, Jan 24 2024, 12:37 pm

Not sure where to post this FISH

I was sure this was referring to the dating acronym: family, Israel, summer, hobbies.

In which case either shidduchim or chit chat should do.

I was honestly surprised that she was actually talking about fish. The type that swim. Or get eaten.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Wed, Jan 24 2024, 12:39 pm

ISO Down hooded bomber jacket for a mature woman

If the woman you're referring to is immature, no need to fret. Just buy the jacket. You can always add smiling emojis, glitter, or something juvenile.
There you go. A solution for every problem on this site. 👏

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Wed, Jan 24 2024, 12:41 pm

At what age are the following foods safe to eat

What are 'following foods'? Are they those recipes that go viral and everyone follows them? 🤔

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Wed, Jan 24 2024, 12:43 pm

He doesn't care but I do- mess.

I agree. When spouses tend to disagree a lot there usually is a (marital) mess.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Wed, Jan 24 2024, 1:00 pm

Do you give your husband a baby gift?

No, a stretchy wouldn't suit him.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Wed, Jan 24 2024, 1:02 pm

PANDAS PARENTS

Awww I haven't seen them, but I hope the baby panda finds his parents.

↑ Goody2shoes ↓

Wed, Jan 24 2024, 1:13 pm

PANDAS PARENTS

Wrong site my dear, wrong site.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Wed, Jan 24 2024, 1:15 pm

alwayssmiling wrote:

PANDAS PARENTS

Wrong site my dear, wrong site.

Did you mean deer? #Imananimal

↑ NechaMom ↓

Wed, Jan 24 2024, 1:24 pm

Cheapest pesach program 2024

Moving into mommy!

↑ (:momoftwo:) ↓

Wed, Jan 24 2024, 6:02 pm

Mother of Kallah Gown.

Would that be the seamstress, since she was the one who created it? 🤔

↑ (:momoftwo:)

Wed, Jan 24 2024, 6:04 pm

Queen Of Hearts wrote:

If you don't like saying how many children you have

You can count with your fingers. And if you have more than 10 take off your shoes and use your toes. No need to say the number.

If you have more than 10 children, I’m impressed you even know where your shoes are!

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jan 24 2024, 6:50 pm

DrMom wrote:

Do you give your husband a baby gift?

No. Why would I do that? He's a grown man.

Not to mention that
mom did the heavy lifting in this project. Dad merely placed the order.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Wed, Jan 24 2024, 6:52 pm

zaq wrote:

Not to mention that
mom did the heavy lifting in this project. Dad merely placed the order.

↑ Tao ↓

Wed, Jan 24 2024, 6:56 pm

zaq wrote:

Not to mention that
mom did the heavy lifting in this project. Dad merely placed the order.

Thats what I always say - for the men, their contribution to the pregnancy takes a minute. Meanwhile we get 9 months of it and birth at the end! Their should be an option for sharing the load equally LOL

↑ hodeez

Wed, Jan 24 2024, 7:01 pm

I was not told about periods
I almost fell into a comma!

↑ imthatawesome ↓

Wed, Jan 24 2024, 11:22 pm

Scared of animals on clothes

I feel like it depends on the animal. If it was a tiger sitting on my clothes, then I’d be scared. If it was a cow, though, I’d be grossed out.

Either way, once they’re on my clothes, it’s their clothes now