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  mimivan  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 15 2008, 5:35 am
Hi Zus...mazal tov..how do you feel?

Shiskabobs..

I read this as Shiksabob...I was thinking a short haircut Miss Jones gets to pretty herself up for her date with Mr. Cohen...
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  Zus  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 15 2008, 5:51 am
'What is a GODOL?'

#2...
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  Zus  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 15 2008, 5:53 am
'Has your summer been productive?'

Sure! I was pregnant and I gave birth. (Oh, it's in the teachers section...)
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  discover  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 15 2008, 8:39 am
"I want to clean"

Great, lemme know when you want to come over!
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  Clarissa  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Aug 17 2008, 11:14 am
"Yeast conversion problem"

Can you be more specific? Is this about yeast becoming Jewish in the first place or yeast conversions not being accepted?

What about yeast infections, are they accepted into the community as well?
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Aug 17 2008, 11:17 am
clarissa - I imagine that yeast is taboo as much as conversions are ...
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  Dandelion1  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Aug 17 2008, 10:35 pm
Can u go swimming on mikvah night?

The mikvah I go to is way too small for that!
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  HindaRochel  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 18 2008, 4:52 am
Clarissa wrote:
"Yeast conversion problem"

Can you be more specific? Is this about yeast becoming Jewish in the first place or yeast conversions not being accepted?

What about yeast infections, are they accepted into the community as well?


LOL I came to remark upon this one! I was going to state I didn't realize they had a religion in the first place.

Maybe outreach is the solution?
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Twizzlers  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 18 2008, 9:25 am
HindaRochel wrote:
Clarissa wrote:
"Yeast conversion problem"

Can you be more specific? Is this about yeast becoming Jewish in the first place or yeast conversions not being accepted?

What about yeast infections, are they accepted into the community as well?


LOL I came to remark upon this one! I was going to state I didn't realize they had a religion in the first place.

Maybe outreach is the solution?


LOL as I typed that post, I just knew I would see it come up here...but I didnt have time to come up with a better way to word it.
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  Tamiri  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 18 2008, 9:32 am
"brooklyn lunch meet"

Salami, turkey breast, pastrami are all great lunch meats - what do they eat in Brooklyn?

(I know that meet is spelled correctly here)
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  Atali  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 18 2008, 11:17 am
"Crayon on the wall"

Is that like "the writing on the wall" or something?
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 18 2008, 11:22 am
"Rabbit" = rabbi who ?!?!?!
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  Ima'la  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Aug 19 2008, 12:47 am
Atali wrote:
"Crayon on the wall"

Is that like "the writing on the wall" or something?


Yeah - when you see a really racy thread title and you just KNOW it's gonna get deleted, that's called "reading the 'crayon' on the wall" LOL


"Emergency Help needed!! maternity rental"
Just GOTTA look pregnant for this simcha tonight! Can I borrow your stomach?
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  hadasa  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Aug 19 2008, 3:43 am
In baby names we've had "Neveah" and now "Dov(e)".

is it in fashion now to name children after your favorite soap?
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  hadasa  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Aug 19 2008, 5:02 am
On second thought, there's a detergent name I really like - Ariel
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Aug 19 2008, 5:06 am
Ima'la wrote:
Atali wrote:
"Crayon on the wall"

Is that like "the writing on the wall" or something?


Yeah - when you see a really racy thread title and you just KNOW it's gonna get deleted, that's called "reading the 'crayon' on the wall" LOL


"Emergency Help needed!! maternity rental"
Just GOTTA look pregnant for this simcha tonight! Can I borrow your stomach?


yeah yeah poor crayon gets a bad rap ...

and Nervous you can borrow my stomach Wink
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Aug 19 2008, 5:07 am
hadasa wrote:
In baby names we've had "Neveah" and now "Dov(e)".

is it in fashion now to name children after your favorite soap?


which came first dawn, dawn or dawn ?!?!?! Scratching Head
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  mimivan  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Aug 19 2008, 4:35 pm
Hereditary Infertility Huh? Scratching Head
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  Beauty and the Beast  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Aug 19 2008, 6:25 pm
"halving penne ala vodka"

nope, not having any for dinner, but u can send me ur leftovers!

"foot makeover"

who's foot do u want your foot to look like???
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  Dandelion1  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Aug 19 2008, 7:35 pm
Infants
Not pumping enough for babysitter

she really should be bringing her own drinks....
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