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  Sunny Days  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 24 2023, 9:32 am
New name for the war

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
Kal v’chomer a war… 😞
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  Sunny Days  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 24 2023, 9:34 am
NechaMom wrote:
Due tuition committees count retirement as savings

Picturing a bunch of highly pregnant women doing some counting... (periods together again, I’m obsessed).
That must be an interesting sight. How do they organize a committee where everyone is due at the same time and all currently due. Scratching Head
Has it ever become an overdue tuition committee?

I’m sure it has
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 24 2023, 5:16 pm
Sholom bayis couch
Frumspeak for "loveseat"
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  Tao  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 24 2023, 8:41 pm
I have a double chin, we're not friends right now

That's really nasty to dump me as a friend just because you have a double chin. Do you think I wouldn't like you anymore?
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  The Happy Wife  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 25 2023, 3:58 am
Death to who?

Death to whom
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  Food  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 25 2023, 6:18 am
Help me shop for a simcha

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy chocolate, which is (almost) the same thing
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  The Happy Wife  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 25 2023, 11:52 am
Nuts adding to salads.

Tell the nuts to keep their hands off the salads.
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  Lemonade 2323  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 25 2023, 12:10 pm
Blood when having BM.

My brain went straight to having a period at son's Bar Mitzvah Laugh
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  Busybee5  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 25 2023, 3:10 pm
Declutter my house!!

No, I have my own clutter to sort through. Besides, I'm on vacation so stop bothering me. Tia
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 25 2023, 3:40 pm
Instant Pot question
Yes, it's legal in some places, and no, you shouldn't use it unless directed by a physician.
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  Tao  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 25 2023, 3:53 pm
How to keep kid in bed all night

Buy some chains and a straightjacket?
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  Sunny Days  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 25 2023, 4:26 pm
What to get for 5th boy

Some things off the top of my head-
Shatterproof windows, your own ballfield, and above all become a stockholder in the sock shop and of course in ikippah.
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  NechaMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 25 2023, 4:57 pm
Do you give timeouts?

Yea. Good old fashioned internet-free electronics. Why not?
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  bebrave  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 25 2023, 6:02 pm
Wwyd bil wants to buy us a gift we don't want.
Give him back
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  NechaMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 25 2023, 6:18 pm
Declutter my house!!

Whoa! Say please!
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 25 2023, 9:02 pm
I watched a movie and can't stop thinking
Whatever works to get brain waves going
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  Busybee5  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 25 2023, 9:33 pm
I want to eat you up

Please don't! I'll have to get a restraining order 🥴
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  Sunny Days  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 25 2023, 10:14 pm
Seriously
-in parenting our children forum

Yeah, teens language these days. Just add the eye roll 🙄
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 25 2023, 10:35 pm
Fluffy knaidel

Conjures up the image of a fluffy maidel
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 25 2023, 10:37 pm
Iran promises revenge for Israel

Shocking turn of events. Iran is defending Israel? Who wuda thought?
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