What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Thu, Dec 21 2023, 5:13 pm

Please say hi if your baby doesn't sleep well

Wouldn't popping in to say hi ruin their sleep schedule even more?

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Thu, Dec 21 2023, 5:14 pm

Please say hi if your baby doesn't sleep well

I would think wishing your baby good night would be more appropriate. Hey, maybe that's why they're not sleeping well 🤔

↑ Tao ↓

Thu, Dec 21 2023, 5:24 pm

Hard to urinate during intimacy

I didn't open this thread, so I'm not sure if she's serious. People urinate during intimacy? Why would you want to? Have we been doing this wrong all these years? I'm actually genuinely confused here.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Thu, Dec 21 2023, 6:56 pm

I have so many onions
Then get the tissue box and Sefer techinas out if you don’t wear contact lenses (or have an 🧅 goggles)

↑ NechaMom ↓

Thu, Dec 21 2023, 9:53 pm

Kidnapped posters

Surprised

which ones? Everyone still here raise your hand so we know which posters were kidnapped!

↑ NechaMom ↓

Thu, Dec 21 2023, 9:54 pm

zaq wrote:

Chicken strips- child friendly
Was the child friendly before the chicken stripped? Because if an individual has to strip before a kid will be friendly, that kid needs professional help pronto.

And if the individual is a chicken the child needs very very serious help!

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, Dec 21 2023, 10:34 pm

ISO new job. Where do I start?

They tell you where to go once you are hired.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, Dec 21 2023, 10:36 pm

Dark chicken breast in the oven - something easy please

Easy would be getting the recipe before you put the chicken in the oven.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Thu, Dec 21 2023, 11:52 pm

Study

Woah! I don’t want to! I hate homework!

↑ NechaMom ↓

Fri, Dec 22 2023, 12:02 am

Husband wants to go to seminar

Can't Believe It

it’s for single girls, not married men. What has the world come to? Can't Believe It

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Dec 22 2023, 12:08 am

S/o your favorite novel as a teenager (jewish)
The word "Jewish" is superfluous, unless you're specifically excluding women who converted to Judaism in their 20s or older. Other than such converts and non-Jewish trolls, everyone here was a Jewish teenager. Even the male trolls.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Fri, Dec 22 2023, 12:11 am

What’s the purpose of a pillow case?

I can’t understand it either. I wouldn’t spend attorney fees over some silly pillows. But some people sue over the strangest things. Hope the pillowcase is solved soon.

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Dec 22 2023, 12:38 am

9 month old- can we he do one long midday nap?
If the "he" does, the "we" can, too. If the "he" doesn't, the "we" can't either.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Fri, Dec 22 2023, 12:58 am

I found mold on my husband’s toothbrush

You can go through the trouble of calling down a mold removal expert but I’d just dump it. But after the pillow case nothing surprises me anymore.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Fri, Dec 22 2023, 1:01 am

Find me a school!! Urgent!

Can it wait till tomorrow morning? The secretary will be in at 9.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Fri, Dec 22 2023, 1:03 am

Clean bathtub before bathing or after?

How about while you're in there? You'll [clean] 2 birds with one stone, errr bath.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Fri, Dec 22 2023, 1:04 am

Zara sweater - is there an imitation?

Try the mall at Gaza

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Fri, Dec 22 2023, 1:06 am

Teenager dd showing concerning signs

Can you confiscate them? And Please ban her from attending pro Hamas protests!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Fri, Dec 22 2023, 11:46 am

Share your Mikva tips

If you share your Chanukah tips

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Fri, Dec 22 2023, 11:49 am

Egypt Said No

Flashback to Yetzias Mitzrayim. Halevai Hamas will be running around in their pajamas pleading for our redemption.