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The Happy Wife
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 Mon, Dec 18 2023, 3:23 pm
OOT being medrash
OOT, what are you up to?
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NechaMom
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Mon, Dec 18 2023, 3:40 pm
| Tao wrote: | | So true! But I just said "Ladies Room. Men room" in my brain and somehow it doesn't sound right. Is Mens never the right term? |
There’s no plural mens. It’s like saying mices. Men’s is fine.
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The Happy Wife
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Mon, Dec 18 2023, 3:41 pm
Who opens your packages?
The butler.
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Tao
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Mon, Dec 18 2023, 5:57 pm
| NechaMom wrote: | | There’s no plural mens. It’s like saying mices. Men’s is fine. |
Sorry yes, I meant with the apostrophe lol
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Tao
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Mon, Dec 18 2023, 6:28 pm
two left hands by cooking
Wow, I did not realize that was a side effect of cooking. Maybe I should be limiting my time in the kitchen
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Tao
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Mon, Dec 18 2023, 6:50 pm
Pregnancy
Ahava vs Ahavah
No matter how you spell it, that's generally the way to end up with a pregnancy 
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Mon, Dec 18 2023, 7:00 pm
Two left hands by cooking
I didn't know cooking put out a new book!
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Sunny Days
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Mon, Dec 18 2023, 7:03 pm
Health insurance for dummies
Is that considered a pre existing condition?
(asking for a friend)
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NechaMom
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Mon, Dec 18 2023, 8:05 pm
Babysitting in ocean point or lakeview
Did you mean a lifeguard?
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NechaMom
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Mon, Dec 18 2023, 8:08 pm
Two left hands by cooking
Are hands even kosher to eat? No, I have no hand recipes and I’m getting creepy vibes.
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NechaMom
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Mon, Dec 18 2023, 8:09 pm
20 year olds with hairy hands. What to do?
Definitely shave them if you consider cooking them!
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Plonis
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Mon, Dec 18 2023, 10:51 pm
Baby names that work with Mazal
Everything works with mazal, and nothing works without mazal.
Zol zain mit mazal!
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Plonis
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Mon, Dec 18 2023, 10:55 pm
Castor Oil Shake to Induce Labor
You shake the bottle of oil and labor starts? Or is it a full dance?
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Sunny Days
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Mon, Dec 18 2023, 11:25 pm
I breathe from my mouth. Why?
Um maybe because it’s an airway?
Look, I would be kind of shocked if you’d ask why you breathe from your toes…
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NechaMom
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Mon, Dec 18 2023, 11:28 pm
| Plonis wrote: | Baby names that work with Mazal
Everything works with mazal, and nothing works without mazal.
Zol zain mit mazal! |
Great name! Mitt Mazel has a nice ring to it!
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Plonis
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Tue, Dec 19 2023, 12:23 am
I threw my phone out the bathroom window
I threw my phone out the bathroom window a towel.
I threw my mother-in-law down the stairs a sweater.
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hodeez
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Tue, Dec 19 2023, 5:49 am
Morning sickness with kids
As they get older the sickness extends to the rest of the day
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Tue, Dec 19 2023, 10:53 am
Morning Sickness with Kids
That’s called being plain old sick. Morning Sickness in children is something to get the police involved in
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Polaris
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Tue, Dec 19 2023, 11:19 am
Smart phone and kosher phone switch
Does that mean that the smart phones are now kosher and the flip phones are smart?
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Sunny Days
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Tue, Dec 19 2023, 12:29 pm
When did you switch your toddler to size 6 diapers?
Never 😱
Are my kids doomed for life now? Will they be in therapy all their years and sue me too?
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