What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Dec 11 2023, 7:23 pm

The Happy Wife wrote:

And now it's a waist of calories.

Hip hip hooray!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Dec 11 2023, 7:25 pm

What's the hug button for?

For women in niddah? Silly

↑ (:momoftwo:) ↓

Mon, Dec 11 2023, 7:26 pm

Shidduch- where to find healthy boys?

At the gym?

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Dec 11 2023, 7:35 pm

Simcha wear online

That cuts shopping in half. You only need a pretty top for a simcha you attend virtually. No skirt, no heels. Just make sure you’re sitting at the right angle so no one sees your pajama shorts.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Dec 11 2023, 8:55 pm

Queen Of Hearts wrote:

What's the hug button for?

For women in niddah? Silly

For women in need-ah Hiding

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Mon, Dec 11 2023, 9:01 pm

The Happy Wife wrote:

Dentist fractured a tooth

Physician, heal thyself

Doesn’t the shoemaker have torn shoes? (Or cobblers children have no shoes)
Help me remember!

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Mon, Dec 11 2023, 9:17 pm

mesivta boy changes
It's called puberty. It happens to boys in public school too.

Last edited by cuties' mom on Tue, Dec 12 2023, 10:49 am; edited 1 time in total

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Tue, Dec 12 2023, 5:47 am

You are Binyamin Netanyahu and
Wait wait you got me at the first part.
I am Binyamin?
Oops, that means I’m a troll Hiding

↑ write4right ↓

Tue, Dec 12 2023, 6:06 am

Child therapist in Lakewood

Hey, when you marry them off so young, they need a good career compatible with raising a family while in school. Probably Speech Therapy.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Dec 12 2023, 10:36 am

Teach my squirrel brain how to straighten up daily

Maybe bribe it with an acorn if it does a nice job?

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Tue, Dec 12 2023, 11:29 am

Purim poem - help needed
Um I thought it was chanukah? But let me check with my squirrel 🐿

↑ Tao ↓

Tue, Dec 12 2023, 2:35 pm

Sunny Days wrote:

Purim poem - help needed
Um I thought it was chanukah? But let me check with my squirrel 🐿

I'm one of those crazies TMI

I've had my Purim theme since before last year Purim and just ordered the kids costumes yesterday LOL

I love Purim!!

↑ Tao ↓

Tue, Dec 12 2023, 2:35 pm

Tao wrote:

I'm one of those crazies TMI

I've had my Purim theme since before last year Purim and just ordered the kids costumes yesterday LOL

I love Purim!!

This is a sarcastic thread but in this case I'm actually serious lol

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Tue, Dec 12 2023, 2:47 pm

Tao wrote:

I'm one of those crazies TMI

I've had my Purim theme since before last year Purim and just ordered the kids costumes yesterday LOL

I love Purim!!

Oh! It was my jealousy talking 🤪🤫 Hiding

Here I am, just ate breakfast & didn’t even make latkes this chanukah yet, and there are people out there, so put together- they actually got Purim all together!
That said, I totally get you! Occasionally I manage to think ahead too!

↑ Tao ↓

Tue, Dec 12 2023, 2:50 pm

Sunny Days wrote:

Oh! It was my jealousy talking 🤪🤫 Hiding

Don't worry, Purim is the only Yom Tov I do this for! Highlight of my year, I dream of it all year, finally Chanukah time I allow myself to indulge LOL

Don't worry I'm still one of those who gets to most Yomim Tovim/shabbos by the skin of my teeth Can't Believe It

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Tue, Dec 12 2023, 2:53 pm

Tao wrote:

Don't worry, Purim is the only Yom Tov I do this for! Highlight of my year, I dream of it all year, finally Chanukah time I allow myself to indulge LOL

Don't worry I'm still one of those who gets to most Yomim Tovim/shabbos by the skin of my teeth Can't Believe It

Glad we’re pretty much on the same page!
Didn’t want to get on your bad side Wink

(Eta if you have a bad side Laugh

)

↑ Tao ↓

Tue, Dec 12 2023, 2:55 pm

Sunny Days wrote:

Glad we’re pretty much on the same page!
Didn’t want to get on your bad side Wink

Oy vey! I'd like to think I'm not that scary! LOL

Don't worry, I agree with all the people who think it's crazy to be organizing Purim in December Very Happy

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Tue, Dec 12 2023, 2:57 pm

Tao wrote:

Oy vey! I'd like to think I'm not that scary! LOL

Don't worry, I agree with all the people who think it's crazy to be organizing Purim in December Very Happy

Absolutely not!
That’s why I edited immediately after submitting.

↑ Tao ↓

Tue, Dec 12 2023, 4:45 pm

Am I expecting too much?

I've been in my 10th month before too. It feels like too much and like you've been expecting forever. Just concentrate on the fact that your baby is too busy learning to come out yet!