What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, Dec 06 2023, 8:28 pm

Crazy Raizy
Do you to name the full thing?
I would just stick to the Raizy name. Leave the crazy to the cyclones

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Dec 06 2023, 9:13 pm

NechaMom wrote:

Pretty sure I’ve seen titles like “Help! What should 6 month old wear to wedding?”
Do they sell onesies gowns in the bridal shop?

No, but traditional christening gowns make a great substitute.

↑ imthatawesome ↓

Wed, Dec 06 2023, 9:36 pm

Little kids - do u really put menorahs near window?

I sincerely hope there aren’t any little kids lurking on imamother to answer this question

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Thu, Dec 07 2023, 12:30 am

How much did you pay for a nose job in NYC?
Can you please unstick your nose from mine?

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Thu, Dec 07 2023, 1:05 am

Essential oil for PANDAS
Try this https://www.amazon.com/Bamboo-.....psc=1

↑ NechaMom ↓

Thu, Dec 07 2023, 9:29 am

Sheitels & Tichels
Mixed feelings

Oh my poor Sheitels and Tichels have inferiority complex? I try to divide my attention between both of you. I sometimes choose comfy over pretty but I love you both equally. You both fill a role that the other can’t. I’m not getting rid of either of you. You can stop feeling jealous now.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Thu, Dec 07 2023, 10:03 am

Tipping a sheitel macher

It will only work if she's heavier than you

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Thu, Dec 07 2023, 10:06 am

Fell asleep on the couch with chores waiting for me

Wow! Your chores sure are patient. They literally sat there watching you sleep?
True devotion.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Thu, Dec 07 2023, 3:06 pm

Spotting frustrations
Ooh, I feel ya sista’. I spot frustrations all over, in so many areas…

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, Dec 07 2023, 3:16 pm

Queen Of Hearts wrote:

Fell asleep on the couch with chores waiting for me

Wow! Your chores sure are patient. They literally sat there watching you sleep?
True devotion.

I'd rather have impatient, undevoted chores that vanish while I sleep.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, Dec 07 2023, 3:18 pm

Informing job about maternity leave

Don't worry, most places have heard of this already.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, Dec 07 2023, 3:24 pm

Where in Midwood can I find?

Finding questions is easy. Finding answers is harder.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, Dec 07 2023, 3:35 pm

Gum specialist brooklyn or nyc

Well I'm no specialist, but I really like Must cherry flavored.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, Dec 07 2023, 6:37 pm

Can you get kosher bone meal powder?

As enticing as that sounds, if you want a powdered meal at least leave some steak on the bone. With some powdered gravy and onions on the side.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Thu, Dec 07 2023, 6:42 pm

Do you give older single kids who don’t live at home chanuka

No, you don't give chanukah to any age kid. You keep chanukah!

↑ Lemonade 2323 ↓

Thu, Dec 07 2023, 7:01 pm

Pin drop on white.

Nope. Only ever had pin drop silence.

↑ Lemonade 2323 ↓

Thu, Dec 07 2023, 7:04 pm

Waterbury take out?

Please don't. Where are the residents gonna live?

↑ Lemonade 2323 ↓

Thu, Dec 07 2023, 7:07 pm

Spotting frustration.

Nah. They usually spot me first.

↑ Tao ↓

Thu, Dec 07 2023, 7:15 pm

Doughnuts

Psshhh, look at you! Straight A's on every spelling test in your life! Bet you also spell it Borough Park

↑ Lemonade 2323 ↓

Thu, Dec 07 2023, 7:16 pm

Woman working when you light-shalom bayis issues.

Thought it meant you're still at work but hubb wants to straight after nacht.