What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2023, 7:22 am

Boohoo.com

Website for all crocodile teared Pro Palis. Moderated by Tlaib.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2023, 7:24 am

Did you ever use a mirror?

No. I leave my house naturally looking amazing with my makeup perfectly applied, every hair in place all without a mirror!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2023, 7:27 am

NechaMom wrote:

And this is why posters are important.

Of course we are. There’s a real live poster with a beating heart behind each screen name.

Came here to post this. You beat me to it...
What about the posters sympathizing with Hamas?
I guess amother doesn't count...

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2023, 7:59 am

What does your dh use to light?
As a woman, why aren't you interested in what I use to light?

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2023, 8:35 am

Lakewood 20 yr old son seeking MARTIAL ARTS classes
Considering the location, maybe he should be looking for MARITAL arts classes.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2023, 10:44 am

What should I give present for a bris?

Gauze pads? Hiding

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2023, 12:35 pm

And this is why the posters are important

Correct
Otherwise there’d by no active website here and you’d be talking to yourself on whatever thread you start.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2023, 12:36 pm

What does your Dh use to light?

Fire
Never anger bh

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2023, 12:37 pm

When will I start ovulating again?
See “am I pregnant” but look through all 13,985 thread editions

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2023, 12:45 pm

Shidduch- where to find healthy boys
Try the organic fresh foods market

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2023, 2:05 pm

Monsey hair and makeup
I've heard of morning hair, but I've never heard of Monsey hair. Is this another trend like the Korean beauty trend from a few years ago?

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2023, 2:37 pm

Guests
Is there a way to prevent this?

Lock your doors, draw the curtains, shut off the lights.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2023, 2:43 pm

NechaMom wrote:

What should I give present for a bris?

Gauze pads? Hiding

LOL, but I'll bet the parents really would appreciate this more than some other things people traditionally give.

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2023, 2:54 pm

The Happy Wife wrote:

Guests
Is there a way to prevent this?

Lock your doors, draw the curtains, shut off the lights.

Yes, I was thinking this too. Alternatively, you can just be really nasty and then people will avoid dropping by.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2023, 9:02 pm

Is there such a thing as buying a house Monsey style in Israel

I read it as “burying” and was wondering what could’ve happened to the people in the house...

Yes, the horror stories of the war are probably getting to me!

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2023, 10:11 pm

NechaMom wrote:

On the flip side, I’d love an Israeli style house in Monsey. Love the white stone look! (Of course what I’d really love is one in E’Y, moshiach now!)

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2023, 10:19 pm

Midwives of Mount Sinai
Shifra and Puah
(But was Shifra still alive by the time they got to Sinai?)

↑ corolla ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2023, 11:47 pm

Where can I go to match the cheap brands of base to my skin?

Not sure why but my mind immediately went to paint primer.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Tue, Nov 28 2023, 6:28 am

Save my sheitel!

Did it get stuck on a tree? Safe your soul first if it did! How embarrassing.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Nov 28 2023, 6:31 am

Save my sheitel!

Priorities my dear! First the women and children. Then the men. Your sheitel is important but replaceable. You could hang posters though. But not in Lakewood. I heard there’s a teacher ripping off posters of non tznius pics...