What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Nov 20 2023, 3:35 pm

Gluten Free Flatbush

Not to be confused with regular Flatbush. They make everything in GF these days.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Nov 20 2023, 8:40 pm

Lies through his teeth
Get him help immediately, or risk a massive orthodontia bill. He should be lying through his nose.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Nov 20 2023, 8:48 pm

Fell off Medicaid while pregnant

It’s normal to be a bit more clumsy in pregnancy but check if the fetus wasn’t hurt from the fall, God forbid.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Nov 20 2023, 10:44 pm

Interesting question regarding lefties

I also have a lot of questions regarding liberals.

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Nov 20 2023, 11:42 pm

How long should engagement be?

Well they normally say between week 36 of your pregnancy until birth, which is usually about 4 weeks, but I think for most people it happens in the 38th or 39th week.
Whoops, it's in the shidduchim thread. Clearly I've got babies on the brain LOL

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Nov 20 2023, 11:43 pm

Small Car with 3 Kiddies?

1877 kars with kids

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Nov 20 2023, 11:45 pm

How is this not viral?
It's probably bacterial then.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Nov 21 2023, 9:40 am

Dragonfly or fox

One flies and one wiles.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Tue, Nov 21 2023, 9:54 am

Explain to me why I'm wrong

Are you on imamother when your kids are trying to talk to you?

↑ Tao ↓

Tue, Nov 21 2023, 6:00 pm

Pregnancy & Childbirth
Doula made me feel uncomfortable

Sweetheart, it's pregnancy and childbirth. Believe me, you'd feel uncomfortable with or without the doula.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Nov 22 2023, 8:55 am

Why does my scale do this

I wonder the same thing every time I step on. Scales can be so cruel.

↑ Food ↓

Wed, Nov 22 2023, 9:59 am

Please explain Chardal hashkafa to me

A ben Torah should not slather his food with mustard. It is quite unrefined.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Nov 22 2023, 2:11 pm

Looking for bored sahm
Get away from here, you pervert. There are plenty of other sites where you can meet such women interested in your type of activity.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Nov 22 2023, 2:13 pm

ISO full linen set for twin bed
Why, did your twin size sheets shrink?

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Nov 22 2023, 3:06 pm

Tiny kitchen help
Sorry. Child labor is illegal, and it's also illegal to specify a person's size when offering employment unless size is essential to the job. Specifying "tiny" is useless--you would need to state specific dimensions--and would be acceptable only if the job required being able to fit into extremely small spaces.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Nov 22 2023, 4:41 pm

I'm steaming

Share you location. Another poster was looking for a shvits.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Wed, Nov 22 2023, 5:32 pm

Soup with chicken and left the absorbent pad in

Which begs the question... Was the chicken on her period?

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Wed, Nov 22 2023, 6:59 pm

zaq wrote:

Looking for bored sahm
Get away from here, you pervert. There are plenty of other sites where you can meet such women interested in your type of activity.

Literally sitting here LOL

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Wed, Nov 22 2023, 6:59 pm

NechaMom wrote:

Soup with chicken and left the absorbent pad in

Which begs the question... Was the chicken on her period?

I will never look at that pad the same way again Sad

↑ NechaMom ↓

Wed, Nov 22 2023, 7:03 pm

Queen Of Hearts wrote:

I will never look at that pad the same way again Sad

Oh I was picturing a cute little menstruation pad fit for a chicken when I wrote that. Like a mini diaper. So don’t worry about the one you know. I didn’t mean that.
Come to think of it, now I will never look at chicken the same way. 🐓🤢