What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sat, Nov 18 2023, 11:12 pm

I was patched as a kid. I patch as a mom AMA

Do you mean an eye patch? It can be genetic...

imthatawesome ↓

Sat, Nov 18 2023, 11:34 pm

🤣 I love this thread! I honestly ignored it because of the thread title and I finally caved in and opened it.

This thread is my life now. Why didn’t I open this years ago?

I’m literally cackling like a maniac while my husband keeps checking in on me to see if I’ve been possessed.

↑ Tao ↓

Sun, Nov 19 2023, 1:01 am

imthatawesome wrote:

Literally me a couple weeks ago haha

↑ a2z ↓

Sun, Nov 19 2023, 8:48 am

Sleep when the baby sleeps
And fold laundry when baby folds laundry

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Sun, Nov 19 2023, 10:25 am

Rebbe and Morah who potch at home

Shidduch!!
Invei ha’grape juice v’invei ha’grape juice
But those poor kiddos…

Expect many ama threads in the near future to the titles of “my mother was a morah,my father a rebbe, was potched at home…” etc etc

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Nov 19 2023, 10:39 am

Looking for book for shabbos table

Looking to fill an empty chair? Invite a guest instead!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Nov 19 2023, 11:55 am

Need a taxi asap

Raise your arm and flag one down.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Nov 19 2023, 11:57 am

Schitts creek

I hope this creek is heavily gated.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Nov 19 2023, 12:00 pm

I feel so divorced from life

How did you even marry life?

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Nov 19 2023, 12:01 pm

World Spa

I felt like that one day in July when it was close to 100 degrees. Where do you feel like that in November?

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Nov 19 2023, 12:02 pm

imthatawesome wrote:

It’s my coping mechanism these days.
All other threads are so heartbreaking and war related. I feel a little guilty coming here but we have to stay sane...

listenhere

Sun, Nov 19 2023, 10:11 pm

Announcing birth without hurting someone?

You mean like a lite potch? Why would you hit when you announce anything?

That’s all I see here today 🙈

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Nov 19 2023, 10:33 pm

I hear dripping in my basement. What do you suggest?

Keep listening. There’s wisdom in every drop.

↑ Tao ↓

Sun, Nov 19 2023, 11:21 pm

Announcing birth without hurting someone

A birth without anyone hurting (namely the mom) is definitely something that needs to be announced. Any tips?

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Mon, Nov 20 2023, 9:17 am

Migraines from too much or too little ?

Goldilocks and the three migraines

↑ Food ↓

Mon, Nov 20 2023, 9:46 am

Voldemort Sinwar

"Expelliarmus!"
Presto, we won the war. Thanks JKR for the tip!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Nov 20 2023, 10:16 am

Food wrote:

Voldemort Sinwar

"Expelliarmus!"
Presto, we won the war. Thanks JKR for the tip!

Yes and then "Avada Kedavra!" because somehow I would still feel unsafe around them. Even their teeth are dangerous...

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Nov 20 2023, 11:24 am

Butterfly vs yoyo

One flies and one drops down. What's even the comparison?!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Nov 20 2023, 11:39 am

Do I say something?

Selective mutism is always an option.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Nov 20 2023, 11:49 am

No dates yet

Don't worry there's still time for Tu B'Shvat. The local stores will definitely be carrying them by then.