What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 11:26 am

Sunny Days wrote:

Is my period coming or is it skipping?

Is this a new twist to the “am I pregnant” threads or just a precursor?

Hey hey!
Do I get navi points today?

New thread on the board! Am I pregnant?

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 6:41 pm

My tefila was answered with a note on Menorah
A bank note of a rather large denomination, I assume?

↑ ShaniF ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 6:54 pm

Pregnancy and Childbirth
Baby

Yup, that's what comes next many times. But hey, not always.

Tao ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 7:02 pm

Busybee5 wrote:

Why have a baby when you have a baby

Why go to the zoo when you have a zoo

literally laughed out loud at this. It's true. My house is a zoo. Why am I paying to go to one LOL

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 7:07 pm

Queen Of Hearts wrote:

Havdalah- husband out of town

That's convenient having a husband just for havdalah. Like that if your Shalosh Seudos husband stays late in shul you're covered.

I've never opened this thread til now (clearly I'm bored, though I really shouldn't be if you'd see the state of my house rn)

I'm literally sitting here laughing away to myself like a crazy person

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 7:24 pm

Birth Control
In your 40s....
Mom of many kih

Wow. Yes. If youor kids number in the 40s, you definitely needed birth control. 2 and a half dozen kids ago.

↑ write4right ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 7:56 pm

Pregnant with Clomid

Gave birth to Follistim.

↑ honeymoon ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 7:59 pm

Pregnant with clomid

Does it feel the same as being pregnant with a baby?

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 8:21 pm

Teen daughter.....difficult situation

Yes, most would agree. A girl in her teens is almost always a difficult situation

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 8:25 pm

Tao wrote:

I've never opened this thread til now (clearly I'm bored, though I really shouldn't be if you'd see the state of my house rn)

I'm literally sitting here laughing away to myself like a crazy person

Welcome to corny, punny, silly world! It took me a while to open this thread too. Kept on seeing this thread being bumped up until one day I decided to open it and I've never looked back. Thread title doesn't do it justice

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 9:07 pm

Did I mess myself up today?

Well, good for you for only having that question today and not every day…

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 9:17 pm

Did you ever feel pressure to have children?

Omg! Totally! Ouch ouch just thinking about it. The only thing is- never experienced it in the plural, as I’ve only had pressure to push out 1 at a time (no multiples here to my other childrens disappointment…)

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Nov 07 2023, 5:32 am

Did I mess myself up today?

Are you only noticing when you’re doing your laundry? Surprised

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Nov 07 2023, 5:36 am

This girl is a test of my patience!!

Retaliation for you testing her knowledge.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Nov 07 2023, 5:38 am

Sensitive shampoo

Yes. Everybody is sensitive these days. Shampoo lives matter!

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Nov 07 2023, 5:40 am

At what week in pregnancy does hair start growing faster?

Hard to track with ultrasound but there’s a good chance your baby will be born with at least some hair.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Nov 07 2023, 6:58 am

What did u snack on with gd during birth and after

!!!!!!You seriously snacked with G-d?????

↑ scruffy ↓

Tue, Nov 07 2023, 7:00 am

Hairbands hurt daughters ears, anything I can do to fix

I thought it said husband, not hairbands, and was getting ready for calls of abuse, leave him, etc in the thread

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Nov 07 2023, 7:00 am

Do you get a period on merina IUD?

Is this the Russian version of mirena?

↑ Food ↓

Tue, Nov 07 2023, 7:01 am

Queen Of Hearts wrote:

What did u snack on with gd during birth and after

!!!!!!You seriously snacked with G-d?????