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 Sun, Nov 05 2023, 12:51 pm
| amother Molasses wrote: | Mayonnaise bottles! They should come with special long spoons if they think it's clever to keep these bottles shaped this way.
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Silicon spatula
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Sun, Nov 05 2023, 1:22 pm
| groovy1224 wrote: | | I can't ever understand target math. I go in for Windex, crackers, and scotch tape and it always adds up to $78 |
That’s because there’s an entrance fee. (Not only target, but Walmart, Costco, bingo, amazing savings…)
For us it’s like a minimum $100 entrance fee
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Sun, Nov 05 2023, 1:22 pm
| Genius wrote: | You should know that math plays no role in childrearing.
Which brings me to my next point. Mom pushes out a baby (6/7 lbs) a placenta (1/2 lbs) water (4/5 lbs) and the scale shows a weight loss of five pounds?! |
Haha!
I always thought only my body failed math class!
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Lily
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Sun, Nov 05 2023, 8:24 pm
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Why does the bus come late on the day you actually managed to be ready on time?
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zaq
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Sun, Nov 05 2023, 9:04 pm
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Why does underwear come out of the machine inside out regardless of its orientation when it went in?
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amother
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Sun, Nov 05 2023, 9:09 pm
| amother OP wrote: | | Right after you change your baby's (not so full) diaper, literally 5 minutes later, he makes a fresh new 💩 |
My mother would always say, “She wants a clean toilet seat!”
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amother
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Sun, Nov 05 2023, 9:10 pm
| amother Canary wrote: | | My mother would always say, “She wants a clean toilet seat!” |
Ha!
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Sun, Nov 05 2023, 10:05 pm
| Genius wrote: | You should know that math plays no role in childrearing.
Which brings me to my next point. Mom pushes out a baby (6/7 lbs) a placenta (1/2 lbs) water (4/5 lbs) and the scale shows a weight loss of five pounds?! |
Better then a weight gain of 5lbs
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Sun, Nov 05 2023, 10:12 pm
How can 1oz of water turn into 5 gallons of water when it's spilled on the floor?
Last edited by GLUE on Mon, Nov 06 2023, 4:16 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Sun, Nov 05 2023, 10:20 pm
| GLUE wrote: | | How can 1oz of water turn into 5 galleons of water when it's spilled on the floor? |
Exactly!
Forget it when it’s juice!
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YounginBP
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Sun, Nov 05 2023, 10:20 pm
| amother OP wrote: | | Right after you change your baby's (not so full) diaper, literally 5 minutes later, he makes a fresh new 💩 |
This one has an answer....
You also like a clean bathroom... 
Eta, oops, I'm late to the party!
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amother
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Sun, Nov 05 2023, 11:29 pm
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Why does me love my bed in the morn and hate it in the eve?
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amother
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Sun, Nov 05 2023, 11:30 pm
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Why do my kids have worrying symptoms at home and at the doctors office, poof everyone's ok. Symptoms all gone. Hypochondriac mom!
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amother
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Sun, Nov 05 2023, 11:32 pm
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Why do my kids stop liking a specific food they just loved the minute I see it on sale and stock up?
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effess
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Sun, Nov 05 2023, 11:34 pm
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Why do my kids fight getting into the bath, then when they’re in there, it’s impossible to get them to come out
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Mon, Nov 06 2023, 12:42 am
| amother OP wrote: | | Why do my kids have worrying symptoms at home and at the doctors office, poof everyone's ok. Symptoms all gone. Hypochondriac mom! |
This one definitely has some science backing it. Must be something with the abundance of germs, body gets so overwhelmed by all the viral and bacteria particles floating around, that it just goes into reverse psychology mode and just gets rid of the worrying symptoms.
…And only then to come back and haunt you a couple of days later, because you can’t run away from the yuckies you picked up in the dreadful waiting room, especially spending so so long there…
Years ago, the aim magazine had an article, I believe by Dina Neuman. I think it was called the magic of the waiting room? If anyone knows what I'm talking about? It was so so good! Dina if you’re following this thread- just know I LOVED that article and clipped it. (Though I have no idea where it is… and there were so many time I wanted to hand it to a dr lol!)
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Mon, Nov 06 2023, 9:05 am
| GLUE wrote: | | How can 1oz of water turn into 5 galleons of water when it's spilled on the floor? |
Do you mean gallons?
Or was that pun intended - 5 ships worth of water...
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shirachadasha
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Mon, Nov 06 2023, 9:48 am
The good news is our basket of winter gear has plenty of gloves.
The other news is that they're all the left glove of the pair.
Can someone explain? 
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amother
Topaz
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Mon, Nov 06 2023, 9:56 am
| Genius wrote: | | Definitely USBs. It always goes in on the third side. You stick it in, doesn’t fit. Flip it over, try pushing, no go. Flip it one more time, and with an unnatural confidence squeeze it in like your file depends on it and voilà! It works! |
I saw a hilarious joke that when the person who invented the USB drive dies, they will lower the coffin into the grave and realize it’s the wrong direction, flip it, and try again, and then flip it over again
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