What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 2:33 pm

Sleeping at night

-in infants

Last I checked that’s pretty much a contradiction

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 5:52 pm

Upsherin Labels

Good idea. Wouldn't want the wrong kid getting a haircut.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 6:10 pm

Connecting. Understanding. Becoming; Sod Haadam.

Maybe it's the war speaking, but I keep reading this as:

Connecting. Understanding. Becoming; Sadam Hussein.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 6:13 pm

Hate cutoffs

Well Daisy Dukes aren't exactly tznua, so luckily it shouldn't matter too much.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 6:13 pm

Why have a baby when you have a baby?

Because a baby when you have a baby is a baby... wait! Is this a trick question?

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 6:19 pm

Hate cutoffs
So do I, especially when the front pockets stick out of the bottom.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 6:20 pm

War in Israel
Where to give?

There is no give. Not an inch. No ceasefire!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 6:24 pm

Hate cutoffs

Yeah, especially if you have chunky thighs!

↑ Genius ↓

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 8:16 pm

Why have a baby when you have a baby?
I’m assuming you conceived nine months earlier. Are you sure you want to carry on?

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 3:59 am

Chanukah

Does everyone do it?

Not at all. It is a Jewish holiday, though you’ll find electric menorahs 🕎 in many places near that tree or red bearded man, it doesn’t necessarily mean anything…

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 4:00 am

DrMom wrote:

Connecting. Understanding. Becoming; Sod Haadam.

Maybe it's the war speaking, but I keep reading this as:

Connecting. Understanding. Becoming; Sadam Hussein.

Connect and understand gezinterheit. And everyone just stick to the first part!
Enough terror in the world

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 4:55 am

Stamford Hill potato for Potato kugel thread

Ooh! Is the Stamford hill potato a descendant of the Idaho pototo?
Related to Yukon?

I have so many questions on its yichus Confused

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 4:59 am

Is my period coming or is it skipping?

Is this a new twist to the “am I pregnant” threads or just a precursor?

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 5:23 am

Stamford hill potato for potato kugel thread

Would a Golders Green potato do? And what will this thread be about anyway?

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 5:30 am

Looking for a male personal trainer in Brooklyn area

Uh oh! Are you on the right site?

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 5:35 am

Becoming a mother in law

Mazel Tov! You are now officially an Ogre.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 5:43 am

How do I get my body to accept vitamins?

Those snobby bodies will have to answer after 120!!!! Do the vitamins have any good references they can write on the resume?

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 6:30 am

NechaMom wrote:

How do I get my body to accept vitamins?

Those snobby bodies will have to answer after 120!!!! Do the vitamins have any good references they can write on the resume?

In the interim- THERAPY
Crucial to learn acceptance and self love if your body remains snobby

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 6:48 am

Leaving crockpot on with cleaning lady

I! Have! So! Many! Questions!
What size crockpot fits your cleaning lady? Why on earth are you cooking her?! Can't Believe It

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Mon, Nov 06 2023, 11:08 am

Why have a baby when you have a baby

Why go to the zoo when you have a zoo