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amother

OP ↓

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 9:16 am

What is right or left with Mikvah slippers?
At the Mikvah I put on my slippers they provide and I see it's on the wrong feet. I change them. Again they look like they're on the wrong feet. Oh well...

Please share your life's conundrums...

Genius ↓

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 10:18 am

Definitely USBs. It always goes in on the third side. You stick it in, doesn’t fit. Flip it over, try pushing, no go. Flip it one more time, and with an unnatural confidence squeeze it in like your file depends on it and voilà! It works!

amother

Skyblue ↓

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 10:31 am

amother OP wrote:

I thought it was only me who had this problem!

Daliya

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 10:37 am

Mayonnaise bottles! They should come with special long spoons if they think it's clever to keep these bottles shaped this way.
At wits end

hodeez ↓

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 10:38 am

No matter which way I prepare pants and underwear for my son he will find a way to wear them upside down and inside out and backwards.

amother

↑ Skyblue

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 10:41 am

Why whenever there is something on the floor I try to pick up, if I miss the first time I also miss the 2nd time and always get it on the 3rd?
Anyone else ever have this?

amother

↑ OP ↓

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 11:00 am

amother Skyblue wrote:

I thought it was only me who had this problem!

One thing I learned in life whenever I thought it's only me after speaking to people I saw I'm not the only one.

amother

↑ OP ↓

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 11:00 am

hodeez wrote:

No matter which way I prepare pants and underwear for my son he will find a way to wear them upside down and inside out and backwards.

My dd's shoes. Always on the wrong feet. Can't Believe It

amother

Violet

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 11:44 am

amother OP wrote:

My dd's shoes. Always on the wrong feet. Can't Believe It

I've never understood this. There's a 50% chance that kids should get it right. Why does it seem like they only get it right 10% of the time?!

↑ Genius ↓

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 11:58 am

amother Violet wrote:

I've never understood this. There's a 50% chance that kids should get it right. Why does it seem like they only get it right 10% of the time?!

You should know that math plays no role in childrearing.
Which brings me to my next point. Mom pushes out a baby (6/7 lbs) a placenta (1/2 lbs) water (4/5 lbs) and the scale shows a weight loss of five pounds?!

groovy1224

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 12:00 pm

I can't ever understand target math. I go in for Windex, crackers, and scotch tape and it always adds up to $78

↑ hodeez ↓

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 12:04 pm

Genius wrote:

MAMASH!

amf

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 12:13 pm

Why are there always, always, gunky crumbs in cup holders??
I put cups that have only liquid, no crumbs, into the car cup holder. This is near the driver seat, so no kids sitting there. How are there smushed cheerios in there?
I can't understand it

↑ hodeez

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 12:17 pm

Why do my kids think 6am is the appropriate time to ask me who created Hashem and are melachim boys or girls?

613mitzvahgirl

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 12:17 pm

I always realized that same items are always in back of the store. It was only recently I asked a manager if a store why. He said to get ppl to buy more. Isn’t this an act of stealing. Buying unnecessary items you really don’t need? Hmm😏

↑ Genius

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 12:27 pm

613mitzvahgirl wrote:

Continuing on this train of thought… is an ad that convinces you that you need one more item if you wish to ever find happiness an act of stealing? Lol!
Budgeting 101: go to the grocery with a list and stick to it! Staring at you misses target $78 Mad

amother

↑ OP ↓

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 12:31 pm

Any reason why my kids the later they go to sleep the earlier they wake up! Mad

amother

↑ OP ↓

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 12:33 pm

Right after you change your baby's (not so full) diaper, literally 5 minutes later, he makes a fresh new 💩

Notsobusy

Sun, Nov 05 2023, 12:36 pm

amother OP wrote:

My dd's shoes. Always on the wrong feet. Can't Believe It

It's probably because you put your mikva slippers on the wrong feet the night she was conceived!