What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ Goody2shoes ↓

Mon, Aug 21 2023, 12:15 pm

Best apps and deserts

Is there any internet access out there?

↑ Elfrida ↓

Mon, Aug 21 2023, 3:19 pm

Do you believe in the supporting?

Yes. A newborn baby can't hold their own head up. Supporting it is essential. After a couple of months they should be able to manage on their own.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Aug 21 2023, 3:36 pm

Husband not talking

Wow! Must have been hard for you to learn sign language! At least no one is yelling in your house! Or singing off tune!

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Aug 21 2023, 3:47 pm

Who is gadol hador now?

Hard to tell. The polls are rigged.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Aug 21 2023, 3:50 pm

Did Sarah imeinu make sourdough?

Check out her instagram page.

↑ Goody2shoes ↓

Mon, Aug 21 2023, 3:53 pm

Monsey Parents

I've heard of permissive parents, authoritarian parents and uninvolved parents but never of Monsey parents. Is this the new effective method?

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Mon, Aug 21 2023, 7:38 pm

Baby nurse for twins

NOT LUCY LETBY!!

Disclaimer: this was my genuine reaction, I guess it's all on my mind now.
I'm not in anyway making light of this terrible, tragic story.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Aug 21 2023, 7:44 pm

Busybee5 wrote:

Baby nurse for twins

NOT LUCY LETBY!!

Disclaimer: this was my genuine reaction, I guess it's all on my mind now.
I'm not in anyway making light of this terrible, tragic story.

Same reaction!
Timing of the 2 threads was very uncanny.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Aug 21 2023, 11:23 pm

Help a short woman with big thighs buy a black skirt

I’m happy to come shop with you but I’d do the same if you’d be tall and have thin thighs. No need to be so explicit.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Aug 21 2023, 11:41 pm

Who is gadol hador now?

My little Tzaddik'l Klonimus Kalman (forgot the rest of the name) can do no wrong.
Why, anyone saying otherwise, they just can't recognize greatness. Even if it's staring at them in the face!

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Aug 22 2023, 12:24 am

Sweetmommy wrote:

Anything staring in the face has no greatness! Did you miss the staring thread?

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Aug 22 2023, 9:42 am

Married life
Do I let him go?

Yes. There’s always a better Mr. Charming around the corner!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Aug 22 2023, 10:49 am

NechaMom wrote:

Anything staring in the face has no greatness! Did you miss the staring thread?

My tzaddikl would Never stare at someone in the face! Only from the neck down.
How dare you question his greatness!?
One day you will be waiting in line to seek his holy brachah!

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Aug 22 2023, 10:51 am

Sweetmommy wrote:

My tzaddikl would Never stare at someone in the face! Only from the neck down.
How dare you question his greatness!?
One day you will be waiting in line to seek his holy brachah!

That’s even more alarming. Did you miss the thread about blurring faces but leaving the rest of the female body in the picture? Are you even reading threads here? You and your tzaddik’l need better education! Start studying imamother!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Aug 22 2023, 10:57 am

The Milkshake Mishap

Reminds me of the French Fry Fiasco!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Aug 22 2023, 11:00 am

NechaMom wrote:

Y'all need to be walking around in burkas and black shapeless gear. Tzaddik'l needs to walk around free and unfettered.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Aug 22 2023, 11:03 am

What age did you let your daughter start shaving

Can't Believe It

When she completes her good behavior chart.
Hairless legs and underarms is a privilege to be earned. Bad behavior=hairy legs and underarms!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Aug 22 2023, 11:04 am

He cries when put in bed

I cry when pulled out of bed.

↑ GLUE ↓

Tue, Aug 22 2023, 11:05 am

Tips for starting the school year on the right foot

That is very easy the first time you walk into the school building just put your right foot down first not your left foot.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Aug 22 2023, 11:21 am

Dr. Brown's bottles, until what age?
Dr. Brown's soda can be consumed at any age, but usually it's older folks who go for it. Better ask "Starting at what age?" I wouldn't give soda to children.