What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Jul 31 2023, 9:14 pm

What do you use to cover the dough?

A non-waisted dress!

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Jul 31 2023, 9:15 pm

Please help my toddler with eczema
Sure, what would he like to know about it?

↑ AmedeoAvogadro ↓

Mon, Jul 31 2023, 9:27 pm

Mishpacha Double Take / is this really going on?

Yes, they've had this column for a while.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Jul 31 2023, 10:30 pm

Baby names
Names other than Grandma or Babi or Savta

I can think of many other, more appropriate baby names. How about Devorah, Chana, or Malka?

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Aug 01 2023, 4:14 pm

What do 5yr old girls wear for shoes , for school?
Shoes, most likely. Unless their name is Clementine, in which case, herring boxes without topses.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Aug 01 2023, 4:29 pm

zaq wrote:

What do 5yr old girls wear for shoes , for school?
Shoes, most likely. Unless their name is Clementine, in which case, herring boxes without topses.

Dreadful sorry to hear that.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Aug 01 2023, 5:53 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Dreadful sorry to hear that.

Took me a moment, but I khapped!

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Tue, Aug 01 2023, 6:01 pm

Nursing and spotting

Ask your dermatologist for treatments that are safe whe nursing. Otherwise, a good concealer will help.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Tue, Aug 01 2023, 6:06 pm

Herrs Roast Pork flavor potato chip -OU-D

I know that there's a permitted kosher taste that matches every forbidden non-kosher taste in the world, but I didn't think it would come in the form of potato chips. 🤣

↑ (:momoftwo:) ↓

Tue, Aug 01 2023, 6:09 pm

Dr. Stankovitz- orthopedist

Are you sure he’s not a Podiatrist?

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Tue, Aug 01 2023, 8:05 pm

Why don't you trust doctors?

Who said I don't trust Doctors?

↑ DreamerForever ↓

Tue, Aug 01 2023, 8:07 pm

NechaMom wrote:

What do you use to cover the dough?

A non-waisted dress!

OMG

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Tue, Aug 01 2023, 8:07 pm

Need to cut it

OK, here ✂️ or 🔪?

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Aug 01 2023, 9:17 pm

Pain in ribs

Better than being a pain in the a**

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Aug 01 2023, 9:59 pm

Infertility
He’s on to the second while I’m still waiting

Um... are you sure he was assigned “he” at birth?

↑ Genius ↓

Tue, Aug 01 2023, 10:12 pm

Baby girl name help. Female equivalent of Shimmel?

If we’re considering that maybe we can do Shtoibby or Shvitzy. These have a nice sound to them.

Who? Who? Who? Would give their child the name Shimmel? Is this even real?!

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Aug 01 2023, 10:13 pm

Genius wrote:

There’s a last name Schimmel so Shimmel Schimmel has a nice ring to it.

↑ Genius ↓

Tue, Aug 01 2023, 10:17 pm

NechaMom wrote:

There’s a last name Schimmel so Shimmel Schimmel has a nice ring to it.

There are many last names with questionable definitions… but this is a choice ribbono shel olem.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Aug 01 2023, 10:31 pm

Plus Size Fashion- Safe Haven
Must watch!!!

Why must watch? Isn't this a safe haven for plus size women?

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Aug 01 2023, 10:34 pm

Genius wrote:

Insane! I hope it's not real...

Shtoibby and Shvitzy LOL

ain't comin into my shtib...I mean that literally and figuratively!