What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Jul 04 2023, 1:00 am

The Happy Wife wrote:

Who buys tefilin

Mostly yidden, I'd imagine.

Unless Balenciaga features it as bondage in their next campaign. Sad

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Jul 04 2023, 9:36 am

Any Americans working today?

No. We're too spoiled.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jul 04 2023, 9:54 am

who buys tefillin?
Usually, observant Jewish males. Occasionally a museum, if they're of historical interest.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Jul 04 2023, 1:14 pm

Name of the bread used in Gourmet Glatt's tuna sandwich.

Freddy.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Jul 04 2023, 9:55 pm

Have you been to panama

I've been to pandemonium

↑ bgr8ful ↓

Tue, Jul 04 2023, 11:46 pm

DH thinks good sx is better then a warm husband!

personally I like 'em hot.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, Jul 05 2023, 1:48 am

How often does your husband change his belt?

He just moves it from one pair of pants 👖 to the next. He only has one so goes from the weekday to shabbos pants and back as well. And it’s the same belt for the last decade or so.

↑ imasinger ↓

Wed, Jul 05 2023, 4:22 am

Another little kid eating question

Please ask on imacannibal, this board doesn't have a section for that.

↑ imasinger ↓

Wed, Jul 05 2023, 4:27 am

Diaphragm best practices, teach me please

Actual first reaction:
I have a bunch of singing and breathing exercises to help you learn how to use your diaphragm muscle to improve, happy to instruct. Oh, it's under BC.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Jul 05 2023, 7:44 am

imasinger wrote:

Another little kid eating question

Please ask on imacannibal, this board doesn't have a section for that.

I appreciate your respectful, nonjudgmental tone. Salut

↑ AmedeoAvogadro ↓

Wed, Jul 05 2023, 10:25 am

6 year old anger - please help

I think it's time to move on

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Wed, Jul 05 2023, 11:17 am

I am clueless about flying - please help me

You don't want no advice from me! Last time I tried I landed flat on my face!

↑ WitchKitty ↓

Wed, Jul 05 2023, 11:36 am

I am clueless about flying - please help me

There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

(The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams)

↑ NechaMom ↓

Wed, Jul 05 2023, 11:53 am

What’s good exercise for someone very out of shape?

Brisk walking from the fridge to the couch.

↑ ap ↓

Wed, Jul 05 2023, 12:20 pm

I am clueless about flying - please help me

I hope you're not my pilot

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Jul 05 2023, 1:35 pm

I am clueless about flying - please help me

I'm going to violate every Imamother rule and call out a specific poster: DON'T listen to Icarus.

(Apologies to Icarus, if she really exists here.)

↑ happytobemom ↓

Wed, Jul 05 2023, 2:21 pm

How do I deal with a huge tantrum happening right now ?

Right now? Get off imamother.

↑ newinbp ↓

Wed, Jul 05 2023, 2:35 pm

Gluttonfree wedding

Not sure I'd want to attend a gluten free wedding..tho I'd be very interested what kind of challah the chossen cuts! Smile

↑ NechaMom ↓

Wed, Jul 05 2023, 3:04 pm

Product for dry sheitel between washes.

It’s called a Blow Dryer!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Wed, Jul 05 2023, 3:26 pm

newinbp wrote:

Gluttonfree wedding

Not sure I'd want to attend a gluten free wedding..tho I'd be very interested what kind of challah the chossen cuts! Smile

I hope not split, er spelt...