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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jun 26 2023, 10:58 pm
I'm a therapist and I'm human

Nah. You don't say!
And here I thought you were AI...
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 27 2023, 12:50 pm
Tips for waxing lady

Uh, I'd feel better if you got some solid training and maybe apprenticeship first. A little more than some random tips.
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bebrave  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 27 2023, 3:58 pm
Please helhelp me loose weight

Hell help me too! Please please!
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  NechaMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 27 2023, 8:27 pm
Imamother IRL

So am I BH.
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  WitchKitty  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 28 2023, 7:46 am
Help me find my first job

Chocolate factory?
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 28 2023, 10:59 am
How can I learn to like my kids again?

I think it'll need to wait till they're back in school.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder and all that...


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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 28 2023, 11:02 am
Experiencing the Unbearable: The Door is Shut in my Face

How dare you minimize the pain I felt when the door was shut on my fingers?!?
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 28 2023, 11:14 am
Can I speak to your Mommy?

No! She's currently locked in the bathroom for 5 minutes of alone time!
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 28 2023, 3:27 pm
Does RFK Jr. have a shot against Biden?

[bolded by me. PF]

Definitely the clearest title for this thread, but gotta love the irony.
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  NechaMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 28 2023, 7:38 pm
Basement apt lonely

Poor lonely basement. Maybe he should visit the lonely garage from time to time.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 28 2023, 9:25 pm
Stern vs Touro
Clash of the Titans
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 28 2023, 10:56 pm
Back is killing!

Wanted: Abused (bending over) Back (wards for kids home) on the loose for murder.
Reward: Abandoned (my influencer called them Ugly?!?) dining room chairs.
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 28 2023, 11:03 pm
Would you marry your husband again?

It's called renewing your vows.
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 29 2023, 12:07 am
Contact lenses 11 yr old

You wanna contact your lenses you lost 11 years ago?
I'm sorry, I know they mean a lot to you but they're shriveled and unusable by now.
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 29 2023, 12:40 am
Other children and birth

No, your other children don't belong at your births! You want to traumatized them??
Unless you're referring to your other big child (whom you didn't give birth to)...
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 29 2023, 12:56 am
Would you marry your husband again?

Nah, I'm still paying off the first wedding!
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 29 2023, 1:00 am
As you can tell, Sweet mommy needs a bed. Unless she wants to be Sour mommy tomorrow...
Sorry for the overdose of my, pushing off going to bed, groan-inducing sense of humor.
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 29 2023, 1:13 am
Struggles of Motherhood

I won't discount your struggles, but man that struggle I had while hiding that last chocolate bar in my hoodie pocket while trying to escape unseen into my room to eat it all By My Self!
And then the struggle of opening that wrapper without very astute ears hearing the rustle as an invitation to join my feast.
I'm still recovering. And I will accept any chocolate bars as reparation.
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  AmedeoAvogadro  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 29 2023, 8:36 pm
I can't find my charger

Quickly! Get off imamother and use it for important things....
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  it’s okay!  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 29 2023, 9:20 pm
Where can I get the voice?

Your larynx?
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