Reb Zanvel Zevulun Zvilowitz's guide to Pesach 2020

↑ WitchKitty ↓

Wed, Mar 25 2020, 11:49 pm

gamzehyaavor wrote:

Oh golly. Is it too tznius contrasting if I wear a black top with white tape? Because I only have white- to match my walls.

Ok forget it. No need to break your head over that one- I still have a black sharpie somewhere.

Ok. Let me get going here. Salut

Black sharpies, the isha tzidkanis' best friend!
I use it every day to color my face.

↑ top mom ↓

Sun, Apr 05 2020, 4:59 pm

How long is a self-quarantine supposed to last, because the Rav claims that he has to stay in the room until bedikas chometz, since he coughed twice last week!
It might be getting a tad difficult to manage 16 kids, plus pesach cleaning, plus being post-partum, but please don't mention that to ZZZ! He feels bad enough for me as is, it's excruciatingly hard for him not to be able to help, but he is very machmir on venishmartem, my tzadikel!
Just thinking about his loneliness makes me run to the kitchen to bake him some streusel topped babka- his favorite. Poor him, losing out on the pre-pesach cleaning fun. Sad

(See the recently bumped up thread about his erev pesach ptsd )

chayarg

Mon, Mar 29 2021, 5:31 pm

And this year's fiasco? It's a year since... So you've must have stopped the inappropriate private concealed birth control. How many yidishe neshomes are you zoche to carry this time? Im hoping it's 5 in line with the chamishe chimshy tora. I hope all will go well and pls bashefeer no c section this time. To many scares which will make you look less attractive for the chosheve rabbi shlita

↑ top mom ↓

Mon, Mar 29 2021, 6:51 pm

Thanks for bumping this up!
Is it pathetic that I laughed at my own post from a year ago?
New updates on the Zvilowitzes might follow in the near future…

↑ top mom ↓

Thu, Mar 31 2022, 10:23 pm

Bumping this up.
I love the way Imamother has its own yearly pesach traditions, like reviving the saltwater thread....
And this one...

amother

Dill ↓

Thu, Mar 31 2022, 11:30 pm

top mom wrote:

Bumping this up.
I love the way Imamother has its own yearly pesach traditions, like reviving the saltwater thread....
And this one...

Had a great laugh reading this entire thread now!!!
So dear Rebbitzen, how’s pesach prep coming along?

↑ top mom ↓

Fri, Apr 01 2022, 4:41 am

amother [ Dill ] wrote:

Had a great laugh reading this entire thread now!!!
So dear Rebbitzen, how’s pesach prep coming along?

So, not to brag or anything, I'm setting the pesach Seder table now,
Only thing that's left to do is the saltwater recipe,
I'm undecided between 2 versions, I'll discuss it with the Rav later

amother

↑ Dill

Fri, Apr 01 2022, 5:48 am

top mom wrote:

So, not to brag or anything, I'm setting the pesach Seder table now,
Only thing that's left to do is the saltwater recipe,
I'm undecided between 2 versions, I'll discuss it with the Rav later

Omg!!! You’re scaring us all!! But with all due respect, how’s the Rebbitzen gonna manage for the next two weeks y’know with ka”h such a family to keep the chometz out??

↑ top mom ↓

Fri, Apr 01 2022, 6:02 am

amother [ Dill ] wrote:

Omg!!! You’re scaring us all!! But with all due respect, how’s the Rebbitzen gonna manage for the next two weeks y’know with ka”h such a family to keep the chometz out??

I'm due next week, with twins this time, I know! Kept on asking the ultrasound technician if he's sure there's no one else in there.
It's such a weird feeling, carrying only 2!
But I gotta be prepared, I want to take a day off after the birth. My beloved ZanvZanv insists on me not lifting, schlepping, cooking, or cleaning for an ENTIRE day post partum!
He's SO generous, amongst his other endless talents.
So a rebetzin's gotta get moving, I mean, is it normal that I'm feeling slightly exhausted after only bleaching the kitchen, and schlepping home our pesach order?
It's only twins, why am I still on the couch?

↑ WitchKitty

Sat, Apr 02 2022, 1:14 pm

top mom wrote:

Please run to the hospital. If you're tired with only twins, it is definitely an emergency. I don't want to scare you, but it sounds like something is seriously wrong.

↑ top mom

Sat, Apr 02 2022, 1:35 pm

I am super mortified embarrassed

I did something unprecedented in the Zvilowitzsteinbergman household.
I might just have damaged my kinderlach forever!
How will I face myself, my neighbors, and my mechutonim!
Simcha Perlman will never even want to consider a Shidduch with my Zilpala

I so SO can't believe what I did.
At least Zevilush didn't have to suffer, he got served on our regular Shabbos China, crystal cup, and freshly starched linen napkin.
The rest... Yes, I used disposable napkins! I still can't believe it embarrassed

And - wait for this - glass cups, which are dishwasher safe. I couldn't think of washing 42 crystal cups and starching that amount of napkins.
The busha Can't Believe It

Let the tomato onslaught begin 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
I deserve every one of them!